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In terms of being a dominant male.

Are you an Alpha male who doesn't give a **** what anyone else thinks, is successful and a leader, who is supremely confident aka Tyler Durden or Patrick Bateman.

Are you a Beta male who answers to bosses and is too scared to succeed in life and has some insecurities and lacks some self-esteem

Or are you an omega male who is just a complete ****ing pussy emo douchebag.
Half way between Alpha and Beta.

But mainly Alpha.
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everyones gonna say alpha

so imma join in and say: alpha
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On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.

ofcourse i laughed xD

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yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

About the LHC

beta for me, I am not the most confident person. also i don't lead much as i tend to be wrong

what about gamma and theta (since we are on that kind of area)
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Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
Well, obviousely everyone here is gonna say Alpha male.

This thread has major flaws.


Really there are VERY few alpha males. Seeing as how there is one Alpha male who is dominant male in a large group. I'd guess that most people here are Beta. No one is perfect, except alpha males.
I wander what everyone is gonna choose.

Also, I put omega because the symbol looks like headphones.
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I'm an Alpha who shows some compassion and respect to good friends, but is confident to the point of narcissism, and misanthropic to everyone else on the planet.
Omega :/
Favorite Artists/Bands
1.John Mayer
2.Smashing Pumpkins
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Really there are VERY few alpha males. Seeing as how there is one Alpha male who is dominant male in a large group. I'd guess that most people here are Beta. No one is perfect, except alpha males.

Maybe alpha males tend to play guitar and go on UG too much. Lol. Probably not though because to play guitar is to follow societies standards of "cool," at least to a point, and to blog on UG probably makes you an Omega with no life.

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett


Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
I'm a huge alpha male.

You kind of worded that very one-sidedly...

Alpha males are just generally very competitive, prone to taking leadership positions, and protective of those under/around him. Same definition as in the animal world.

A non-Alpha male will be more comfortable being a follower than a leader, and feels no need to be so competitive.
My God, it's full of stars!
I'm Delta

All the cool kids bullied me in primary school
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

Alpha but I find it very difficult to command respect because I dont give it to people. Also people do not like me because I am far to dominant and domineering and demand too much off people.

Ive been likened to a tyrant... Oh well. If people dont like being told what to do by someone superior to themselves then they should just grow some balls.

If we have work to be done, and hardly any time to do it, Im not going to be nice about it.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
i change depending on the situation and who i am with.
if i have to I'll step up and be the alphe, but most the time i am the beta.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
Im Epsilon, calm, cool, and ****-all terrifying.
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Er... I don't think I'd be able to classify as any of those.
I'm a communist. Really.
Im above omega, im Bobega. you know it
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I am actually a woman, unlike Frenchy
mainly alpha... I'm just not a big leader type.
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
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