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#1
Seriously i have some pretty ****ed up yellow teeth due to cigarettes/coffee/being british. Is it homo to use a tooth whitening kit? Or should I buy a 6 pack of beer instead?
#4
Replace your teeth with some studs. That's metal.

For srsly, just brush your teeth more often.
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#6
what does it matter if its metal? if your teeth are nasty, you should make them at least look presentable... who gives a **** if someone calls it queer

if you want your teeth to be "metal", go and buy a "grill"
#7
White teeth are anti- metal. The most metal teeth in the universe probably belong to Shane McGowan.

#10
Quote by shaunmcshib
Seriously i have some pretty ****ed up yellow teeth due to cigarettes/coffee/being british. Is it homo to use a tooth whitening kit? Or should I buy a 6 pack of beer instead?



Being British doesn't mean you have horrible teeth. Being a non brushing coffee drinking smoker does.

/rant

Just buy the kit. Who cares if its "metal".
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#11
Have your teeth replaced with endangered tiger claws.

That'd be pretty ****in' metal.
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#12
Tooth whitening kits make you look better, allowing you a better chance to nail hot metal chicks, which is totally metal!!
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#13
you can do it with charcoal and baking soda
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#15
No, having metal teeth is either having a set of bonecrushers like jaws(either the shark or the bond guy) or having a yellow rotten graveyard in you mouth with of course - the accompanying "wtf dude is there someone dying in your mouth?" smell.
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#16
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Tooth whitening kits make you look better, allowing you a better chance to nail hot metal chicks, which is totally metal!!

Listen to this guy.


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#18
Quote by IcePh0enix
No it's not gay.

And metal isn't an adjective.


yes it is, "the metal car"

the car is being described as metal
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#20
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+1. And long live Mitch Hedburg, who I'm assuming this is a reference to, since that's where I first heard that joke.
#23
you should do it, and i dont want 2 sound like a dick, but quit smoking
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#24
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lol nice one, i was thinking the same thing lol!
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#26
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LOL HAI


That was the first thing that came into my head when I saw this thread. It had to be done.
#27
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LOL HAI
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#30
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You could stop smoking and drinking coffee.


Now that's just plain stupid.
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#32
Quote by shaunmcshib
Seriously i have some pretty ****ed up yellow teeth due to cigarettes/coffee/being british. Is it homo to use a tooth whitening kit? Or should I buy a 6 pack of beer instead?


dude, i say its fine, i mean who wants yellow teeth?
#33
Quote by bob farrell
Tooth whitening kits make you look better, allowing you a better chance to nail hot metal chicks, which is totally metal!!



All 3 of them.
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#34
Quote by Turd_Ferguson
It depends if you like looking good or not.

+1.

Although, a lot of metalheads are really ugly.
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#35
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Is it metal to pose half naked with a bunch of guys?


Totally dude.
#36
Quote by IcePh0enix
No it's not gay.

And metal isn't an adjective.



Yes it is


Ex: This rod here is metal

Metal is describing the rod making it an adjective
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#38
why are you worrying if its metal? its more if you want your teeth to look as perfect as possible. granted perfect teeth arent exactly exactly the first things thought of when hearing the word metal.....but im sure you have other encounters with people who arent part of musical culture
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LOL HAI


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#40
Buying a tooth whitening kit is so metal that its actually not metal at all.
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