#1
I've always wanted to own one, but never got around to buying one. I'm 21 years old now so I can buy one legally. I've never been in trouble with the law so buying one should be easy. I'm also in college, so I can take a time class for a credit at the school I go to.

The only thing is that I know nothing about clocks accept what I've read/heard about in movies and video games.

I was wondering how much a your standard 9mm Clock would cost and other things I should consider when buying one.
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#2
Wtf? This was done b4, you crap reposter
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#4
*reported* Can someone permaban this guy?
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#5
Buy a time-telling clock instead. You'll use it more often.
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#6
Good one, Goyle..
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#8
Lol. its not "clock"..

why report for not knowing about guns?
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#9
Are we talking digital here? If not, go for one with Roman Numerals.
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#11
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Buy a time-telling clock instead. You'll use it more often.


He's got a point, but I say get a watch. You can take it anywhere!
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#14
buy the glock 17c, its the best of the legal ones so i hear
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#15
UGers have waaaay too much time on their hands.
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#17
LOL glock not clock!! hahahahahaha
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#19
haha

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#21
dammit it didn't post...
i tried the damn myspace way
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#22
CLOCK not glock...

hahahahahahahaha
that is awesome
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#23
should get a watch with a calculator on, they're the coolest!
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#25
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He's got a point, but I say get a watch. You can take it anywhere!


And you can conceal it. You might need a special permit for that though.
#27
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dammit it didn't post...
i tried the damn myspace way

You're lucky it didn't work, you get banned for posting that.
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