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So last night me n the crew r scanning the club, we run securtity on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk assed preppy f@gs from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster ion the alleyway, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.


im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing me, im a damn celebrity oin this town, im like "chill the **** out" but these guys are shoving n sh1t trying to get a glipse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame,m

Peoiple r texting each other n sh1t, soon musta been 1000 outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girlsz and the crews like "**** this" and jump in, start nailing people uypside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the ****ing place. women love this sh1t, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy sh1t, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their sh1t messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel sh1t since im jacked up with adrenaline, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone ****ing wild,

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n sh1t, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a sh1t eating grin opn my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their ****ing eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some sh1t, a normal pussied ass guy wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint sah1t to 220lbs of coiuled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to knopw that.


w2hen i say im built for this sh1t i mean it.

#2
What the ****? Are you speaking english? I hope you get shot.
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#4
oh, so youre a cocksucker?
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#6
What?!?!



Do you even know HOW to spell correctly?

But, seriously...I don't get your story. Something about a fight is what I got out of it.

It was pretty much just random jibberish.

but, I digress...You remind me of superman.
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#10
Wow, long time no see.

This guy will entertain you for hours, if you mock him the right way.
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Wow, long time no see.

This guy will entertain you for hours, if you mock him the right way.


u a miscer brah?
#15
So, you got shot, and survived.
Let me be the first to say:
*ahem*

PICS OR GTFO
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#16
oh, so youre a cocksucker.
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#17
word.
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#19


Thats too funny.
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#26
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Post the pics of your cru, "brah".




sh1t son mah crew runs the streetz, cant fck wit us.
#27
um d00d liek l3Rn 2 sp3Ll roflolol!!1111!!!!one!111eleven11!!!!!!


stfu
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#29
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sh1t son mah crew runs the streetz, cant fck wit us.

this makes it mildly more amusing.
#31
dude...you're all skinny azz white biatches..my 16 yr old self could take on ALL o fyou...except maybe not the negro

nice honda....



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#38
R U 4 serious?!


i really cant believe what i just read and that the person is actually serious
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sh1t son mah crew runs the streetz, cant fck wit us.


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