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#1
Well, the title kind of gives the whole story. Just to see if anyone will post it on the internet....
I own an Orange Amp.
Fuck aye Dai.
#2
im gay

07 Fender American Deluxe Strat
07 Fender Custom Telecaster
09 Seymour Duncan Pickup Booster
09 Fulltone OCD V.4
10 Ibanez WH-10 V.2
09 Splawn SuperStock
10 Jet City JCA-20
97 Fender Hot Rod Deluxe

Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#4
cago en tu boca
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#5
I pooped my pants in second grade.
Quote by Pinky&The Brain

Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering pinky?

Pinky
I think so, Brain, but where would we buy rubber pants at this hour?
#7
Every day I think a little bit harder about killing myself...but I don't tell anyone.
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#8
I Lick my cat out every night before i go to bed because i like the taste
#10
Quote by seljer
this thread is so genuinely pit-like


thats embarrassinggg?
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#11
Quote by seljer
this thread is so genuinely pit-like

That was the aim
I own an Orange Amp.
Fuck aye Dai.
#12
ive never done anything embarrassing in my life

>_>
<_<

Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.


We raise the Vibratory so high
That all untruth will fall of its own dead weight
#13
Quote by DeuceMortius
Well, the title kind of gives the whole story. Just to see if anyone will post it on the internet....


I'm a virgin
I have no friends
I jack off to hentai on my 13 year old sisters laptop
#14
I Jerked off 6 times yesterday.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#16
Quote by shaunmcshib
I'm a virgin
I have no friends
I jack off to hentai on my 13 year old sisters laptop


I jack off on his 13 year old sister
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#18
Quote by lateraluspiral
I jack off on his 13 year old sister


I jacked off to your avatar( no beastiality)
#19
Quote by shaunmcshib
I jacked off to your avatar( no beastiality)


me too
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#21
Quote by lateraluspiral
cago en tu boca


Me gusta cago en mi boca, y me gusta come' pechas
If you see me in the pit, know that I'm only there because the metal forum is moving slowly.
Quote by Sn^ke

i think nebarskan is a cool guy, eh wears a nile and doesnt afraid of anything


Quote by stanleybach
Aren't you proud to wear that Nile? You don't afraid of anything man!
#22
Quote by Tomme
I Lick my cat out every night before i go to bed because i like the taste

I lick pussy, but not cat.
Quote by Vermintide
In Soviet Russia, bar searches YOU!!!

#24
lol my friend once gave a dog a blowjob... and i didnt stop her...

^^^not kidding btw
Quote by britneyspears69
I got my first guitar recently and people are telling me to get pickups. I don't get it. What do they do? Do they help you when you drop your pick?
#25
Quote by shaunmcshib
My dog once gave me a blowjob and i didnt stop her

Your Mum once gave me a blowjob and i didnt stop her
#27
Quote by nebraskan

Me gusta cago en mi boca, y me gusta come' pechas



Ahhh Tengo un gato in mis pantalones
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#28
Quote by korinaflyingv
I once rimmed a beaver

pics or it didn't happen
Quote by alkalineweeman
If by "clean" you mean "get a finger right up in there and do a good bit of spelunking" then i guess "at any given opportunity" is my answer.


mah hardcore band
http://monstersvsaliens.bandcamp.com/
#30
Quote by led_zeppelin678
lol my friend once gave a dog a blowjob... and i didnt stop her...

^^^not kidding btw


You should have recorded it and put it on the interweb. That's what a real
friend would've done.
#32
Quote by edwardthegreat5
I pooped my pants in second grade.



I pooped my pants in 4th grade....
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#33
My friend's dad's friend ****ed a cat. I'm currently in the process of conciving my friend to do it as well...so I can tell that story to my kid.

Edit: Damn you, skagitup.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
Last edited by wtf290 at Feb 17, 2008,
#34
Quote by andy_thomas
Ahhh Tengo un gato in mis pantalones

Tengo un polla en mis pantalones. Es un GRANDE polla
If you see me in the pit, know that I'm only there because the metal forum is moving slowly.
Quote by Sn^ke

i think nebarskan is a cool guy, eh wears a nile and doesnt afraid of anything


Quote by stanleybach
Aren't you proud to wear that Nile? You don't afraid of anything man!
#35
Quote by nebraskan
Tengo un polla en mis pantalones. Es un GRANDE polla


haha
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#37
Quote by wtf290
My dad's friend ****ed a cat. I'm currently in the process of conciving said friend to do it as well...so I can tell that story to my kid.


When you use "said"as the pronoun in that context it's replacing the noun you were previously talking about (your dads friend).

Basically, what you 'said' won't mean oogatz to anyone.
#38
think the TS from the fleshlight thread should be in here.
Quote by bendystraw
good luck in the war... oh wait Canada. lol.
Quote by Carswell98
I like the name Canada, lets stick with that

then, everybody will think its a joke when someone screams;
"THE CANADIAN ARMY IS ATTACKING!!!!!!"

element of surprise is ensured
#39
i really only have 10 toes
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
"all fatties report to the gym!"


Quote by mosh_face

music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
#40
Quote by gothops154
think the TS from the fleshlight thread should be in here.

But he admitted it unashamedly. Good for him.

Not really, he uses a Fleshlight. That's the thing you DON'T admit.
I own an Orange Amp.
Fuck aye Dai.
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