#1
Is anyone else as retarded as my sister? She's been in three crashes in the past year. The third one was today. They weren't too major but still wtf, how hard is it to not cause a car crash?
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Women drivers, mate.
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#6
Maybe she should stop sucking dick while driving to pay for her expensive insurance.
#7
My friend's mom totalled 4 cars in less than 3 months

2 of them were rentals while her car was in the shop getting fixed from the first and third accident.
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Women drivers, mate.

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#10
Were they her fault? She sounds like a girl I worked with. She is 19 and has totaled several cars in the past three years including two brand new trucks that she rolled. She wasn't drunk either. She is just a horrible driver. Some people just can't understand simple tasks like driving. We need stricter driving tests and more training before people are let on the road. Seems like every week some kid here in North Pole gets creamed driving like a moron. I have no sympathy for them.
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Women drivers, mate.



...I would have said that, other than the fact you probably would have gone on one of your big rants about how I'm a chauvinistic pig.
#12
Insurance is pretty low actually >.> the last two weren't report, one she hit a colum backing out so we didn't report that and the second time she hit someone else backing out and they didn't report it. This time she hit someone turning and it probably should go up..
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Car crashes are overrated. Your sister shud realise this
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Were they her fault? She sounds like a girl I worked with. She is 19 and has totaled several cars in the past three years including two brand new trucks that she rolled. She wasn't drunk either. She is just a horrible driver. Some people just can't understand simple tasks like driving. We need stricter driving tests and more training before people are let on the road. Seems like every week some kid here in North Pole gets creamed driving like a moron. I have no sympathy for them.


In Ireland if you fail your driving test you hop into your car and drive away from the test centre with not a care in your head. I did my test nearly a year ago, went in around the same time as 3 others, I was the only one of the 4 of us who passed (first time and all), and all 4 of us walked out to our cars and drove off, myself legally now the only one allowed to do so on my own. Need enforcement of laws already in place to make better drivers.
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...I would have said that, other than the fact you probably would have gone on one of your big rants about how I'm a chauvinistic pig.



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Need enforcement of laws already in place to make better drivers.


Yes we do because of people like your friends.
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+1.... very wrong
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Yes we do because of people like your friends.


I didn't say friends, I said people in the test centre at the same time as me. At least over here while learning we're in cars with 1.4litre engines max really. The cars don't quite go as fast as the monstrous engined cars in the states.
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Srsly? You had me fooled

That was a little mean
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Awww, even with the ''?


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Women drivers, mate.


wait, Dinkydaisy, aren't you.........


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wait, Dinkydaisy, aren't you.........





Females are allowed to admit that other women can't drive. When someone says women can't drive obviously they don't believe 100% of them are bad drivers, they're just pointing out what seems to be a trend.
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Females are allowed to admit that other women can't drive. When someone says women can't drive obviously they don't believe 100% of them are bad drivers, they're just pointing out what seems to be a trend.


but that is retarded,

and it's not true

the worst driver I've ever seen is a guy, and my friends that are girls are fine drivers for the most part
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Is anyone else as retarded as my sister? She's been in three crashes in the past year. The third one was today. They weren't too major but still wtf, how hard is it to not cause a car crash?

There's your problem, she's a woman.
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