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#1
Hey I have been dating my girlfriend Amanda for like a month. And she wants me to uhh. well (kinda nervous) finger her. But I have never done this before. What the hell do I do? I mean I don't really want to feel like a noob when i do it. evn though I am one. Please help me.
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#2
I know how it's done but need tips really. I mean c'mon I am not completely helpless.
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#3
Relationship thread.

But, if you're nervous just stick your hand down her pants, and rub until you find the hole. Then finger away, son.
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#5
Just communicate with her, ask her what she likes and what she doesn't. She'll know what she wants and she'll make sure you give it to her.
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Just communicate with her, ask her what she likes and what she doesn't. She'll know what she wants and she'll make sure you give it to her.

Or yeah, do that. Sounds a bit better.
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#8
lol dude there must be a sex thread for this but aight....

be really gentle while you're still finding your way around. it's obviously a sensitive area so you don't want to hit the wrong part too hard or anything. lol besides that, practice makes perfect.
#9
I would help you.... If I had ever done it....
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#10
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Dump her dude. This girl's going to give you trouble.



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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

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#12
Quote by fob12
Dump her dude. This girl's going to give you trouble.

Go to hell. I love Amanda more than anything. We love each other a lot. Ok. I would kill for her.
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#13
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Go to hell. I love Amanda more than anything. We love each other a lot. Ok. I would kill for her.

How old are you?
#14
Quote by What_is_my_name
Go to hell. I love Amanda more than anything. We love each other a lot. Ok. I would kill for her.

You've been going out with her for a month.
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#15
Quote by fob12
How old are you?

probably some 13 year old who's making this all up just to sound cool. perfect definition of the pit right there.
#16
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Go to hell. I love Amanda more than anything. We love each other a lot. Ok. I would kill for her.



You've been dating her for a month you pleeb.

Oh my, virgins can be a hoot .
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#18
Quote by DeuceMortius
You've been going out with her for a month.


Yeah I know. We have fallen for each other though. You can tell when you are in love with someone, and there has been a few things that have happened (which I will keep to myself), but we really do love each other ok. So don't say anything about it.
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#21
Quote by MrGuitar123
Sounds like you should stick it in her pooper.

Agreed. And when you're done, pics or it didn't happen.
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#23
why dont you dump her and find good christian, jewish, muslim, or hindu girl they wont let you even touch them but at least you know your getting grade A meat with no added preservatives...
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#24
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How old are you?

I am 16, she is 15.
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#25
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Sounds like you should stick it in her pooper.


i lol'ed at that
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#26
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I am 16, she is 15.

I'm going to go at you so bad if you come back in a few weeks with a thread "My girlfriend cheated on me what do I DO!". That's going to happen, because obviously this girl is easy, and stupid.
#27
Quote by DeuceMortius
Agreed. And when you're done, pics or it didn't happen.

Uhh. that is gross as hell. And you should die.
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#28
Take it to the sex thread and I will help you.

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#29
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I am 16, she is 15.



And you still don't know that it takes more than a month to fall in love?

My apologies.
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#30
Quote by MrGuitar123
Sounds like you should stick it in her pooper.


+100

Tell her you think fingering is disgusting and everything it that area is gross, then ask do stick it in her pooper.


And seriously...you've been going out with her for 1 month and you LOVE her? I'd say your 12-14. Or your an emo 16-24.
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#31
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I am 16, she is 15.


Rape. But, Sex Thread.

EDIT: Dear LORD, man, take a joke!

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Go to hell. I love Amanda more than anything. We love each other a lot. Ok. I would kill for her.


You've been going out with her for a month. You're sixteen. You don't "love" her.
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#32
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Uhh. that is gross as hell. And you should die.

Whatever man, at least I can finger a girl.
And you're two years older than me.
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#34
Quote by DeuceMortius
Whatever man, at least I can finger a girl.
And you're two years older than me.


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#35
I would not stick my finger anywhere near her

and then kill myself

If i were you.
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#36
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Go to hell. I love Amanda more than anything. We love each other a lot. Ok. I would kill for her.
You'd kill for her?


Prove it
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#37
I love how this has just turned into people making fun of him. He should've known better...
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#38
Quote by DeuceMortius
I love how this has just turned into people making fun of him. He should've known better...

Well he thinks he does.
#39
Seriously dude, your girlfriend is easy. Get out know before she brakes your heart and finds someone else who can satisfy her.


I'm an arse, I know.
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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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