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#2
Who the hell has a foreskin these days!


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#3
Yes. You're a freak.


(Of course not. The majority of people are, but that's more for health reasons than anything else. A lot of people aren't nipped at the tip.)
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#6
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I don't get it, you're saying having a foreskin is bad??


They're joking, some people have it, some people don't.
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#7
Quote by Rockwolf
I don't get it, you're saying having a foreskin is bad??

In America it's frowned upon not to be circumsized, vice versa in England, which is silly.
#9
No, but i hear that if you don't clean it properly you can get some nasty stuff under there. So, you know, scrub your cockles.
#10
tell her its a penis...

or poke her boob and go "Woah!! no implants! freaky deaky"
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#11
maybe she is jewish...is she?
and its just about healthy stuff...u are fine
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#12
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tell her its a penis...

or poke her boob and go "Woah!! no implants! freaky deaky"


What if she has implants, though?
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#13
Quote by wiggyisgreat
In America it's frowned upon not to be circumsized, vice versa in England, which is silly.

Thanks for explaining that. I was worried for a second then.
#14
Quote by sirstickykey
so my girlfriend found out i was uncircumcised last night.

she had the "woah" expression.

so now im self-conscious about it.


is it that weird that i am uncircumcised?


Maybe it was more of a "woah...that's small" expression?
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#15
I have a foreskin!
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#17
Quote by wiggy1988
tell her its a penis...

or poke her boob and go "Woah!! no implants! freaky deaky"

Gotta be said, I'm close to sigging that one
Plus, it's good advice.

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i dont know a single person who is circumsized. its not very popular at all in england

Plus one to that. Although I wouldn't mind getting one myself.
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#18
Quote by wiggyisgreat
In America it's frowned upon not to be circumsized...


Is it? I suddenly feel much better about myself.

Not to turn this into a versus thread, but circumcised>uncircumcised
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#19
Quote by Teh1337Hax0rz
Maybe it was more of a "woah...that's small" expression?

lol! *hi-5*
thats what my girlfriends going to be like
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#20
I ain't circumcised, this is the first time I've heard it was supposedly the norm
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#21
All cock I've had has been uncircumcised. Just tell your girl there's nothing to be scared of.
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#23
Quote by sirstickykey
so my girlfriend found out i was uncircumcised last night.

she had the "woah" expression.

so now im self-conscious about it.


is it that weird that i am uncircumcised?



Wouldn't she of noticed before she went out with you?

Only Jews Muslims and Americans are circumsised. Its completely illogical archaic proceedure that serves no purpose. And I personally think it should be considered child abuse, as the child has no say over whether it has a body part lopped off.
Jews n Muslims do it as part of their religion which is fair enough (bit of a minefield there), but to do it just because its in your culture is stupid.
#24
What's the difference?

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#25
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What if she has implants, though?


poke them and go "whoah implants, freaky deaky"

ta da!!
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#26
I have a foreskin. Foreskins are ****ing awesome. When I travel I store my cash and **** in there so no one can mug me.
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#27
Freak
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#28
I don't know why it's so normal to be circumcised in the US. It's a very archaic ritual to me.. cutting flesh from your reproductive organ? How barbaric.

That being said, I used to always worry about what girls would think if they saw it... but after I got laid, I didn't care anymore. A lot of American girls think it's "weird," but I've never heard any complaints.

Also, it's probably a good thing she looked surprised... probably means she's only ever seen one dick in her life and it was circumcised and automatically assumed they were all the same
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#29
Quote by nebiru
I have a foreskin. Foreskins are ****ing awesome. When I travel I store my cash and **** in there so no one can mug me.

I'd mug you.

To be honest I don't think it matters at all, they both look normal, it foes nothing to the size and it does the same purpose.
#30
Quote by Teh1337Hax0rz
Maybe it was more of a "woah...that's small" expression?

roflmao
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#31
Uncircumcized > circumcised

We feel like 10 times more pleasure from vaginal sex than you, cause our dick-heads are sensitive, and yours are just numb and dumb.

=P
#32
Quote by zwound
Uncircumcized > circumcised

We feel like 10 times more pleasure from vaginal sex than you, cause our dick-heads are sensitive, and yours are just numb and dumb.

=P


Ah, but who would win in a cockfight?

Good enough for me.
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#33
I'm not either.

I've always wondered what will happen when I whip it out in front of a girl.

Whether she'll say, "Oh, look at that" or "Holy hell, what's wrong with it?!". You know, the usual stuff.
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#35
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I'm not either.

I've always wondered what will happen when I whip it out in front of a girl.

Whether she'll say, "Oh, look at that" or "Holy hell, what's wrong with it?!". You know, the usual stuff.

Wait, you're not circumcised OR uncircumcised?

Wait, what?
#37
Funny how [American] girls think uncircumcised is weird/ugly when it's actually what's natural...
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#38
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Ah, but who would win in a cockfight?

Good enough for me.

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#40
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Wait, you're not circumcised OR uncircumcised?

Wait, what?


I'm NOT circumsized.

Quote by freedoms_stain
I don't understand how you fap WITHOUT foreskin.


+1 man.

Looks like it would take ages.
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