#1
Okay, you wanna know what I did today? It all amounts to one word: Masturbation.

Sure I did other things, but nothing worthwhile. The bottom line is I need something to do tomorrow. Whether it be learning an intermediate/advanced guitar solo, pulling a prank, something. I'm counting on you guys.

Here is what I have at my disposal.

-$6 cash (Actually, one 5 and one Boner dollar)
-Ibanez RG7321 and a small Ibanez amplifier
-I live in the Florida Keys.

Here is what I don't have.

-Friends, But that's what you guys are for!


life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#2
woot way to rock the RG7321! .....maybe u can learn sum KoRn or Mushroomhead or some other bands that use 7s
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"My tone should be like me........FAT! "
#3
Go rob a bank and go to the titty bar and get drunk.
“You know that I don't fucking care if I live or die.”
#5
Write a song?

Then post it on UG. Get flamed.

It'll give you a good read for 10 minutes...
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#6
The keys are nice but they are so secluded. Long drive to get somewhere really. At least it's not cold/freezing/rain/freezing rain/rain/snow. Yeah it's a mess here.
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#8
Quote by SonataFanica
Okay, you wanna know what I did today? It all amounts to one word: Masturbation.

Sure I did other things, but nothing worthwhile. The bottom line is I need something to do tomorrow. Whether it be learning an intermediate/advanced guitar solo, pulling a prank, something. I'm counting on you guys.

Here is what I have at my disposal.

-$6 cash (Actually, one 5 and one Boner dollar)
-Ibanez RG7321 and a small Ibanez amplifier
-I live in the Florida Keys.

Here is what I don't have.

-Friends, But that's what you guys are for!




Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahh!
#9
Quote by SonataFanica
Okay, you wanna know what I did today? It all amounts to one word: Masturbation.



That's all I did today and honestly,its not as fun anymore as it was before.
#11
Quote by ldzppln81
go to da beach


The beaches here aren't like the ones you might think. The sandy ones are in Miami. Down here we have rocky, jagged, horror beaches.
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#12
Smoke weed, then continue masturbating. Itll be a lot more fun
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#14
Quote by Spaceman_Spiff
Smoke weed, then continue masturbating. Itll be a lot more fun


Or smoke weed then watch Childrens Tv.
Personally I haven't tried it, im straightXedge.

But my brother did once and apperently he got scared ****less.
It should be a good laugh.
Then continue masturbating....
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
Last edited by Carl6661 at May 3, 2008,
#15
It just keeps coming back to masturbation...is this my fate?
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#16
Lots and lots of fornication.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#17
Quote by SonataFanica
It just keeps coming back to masturbation...is this my fate?


Just as I keep coming back to this thread.

Yes. It is your fate.

Now, Go Forth.
And Wank.
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#18
Quote by Carl6661
Just as I keep coming back to this thread.

Yes. It is your fate.

Now, Go Forth.
And Wank.
For Great Justice!
#19
What's so bad about masturbating all day?

Just keep doing what you've been doing.
Follower of Zeppelinism.
#20
Quote by B1ackout
What's so bad about masturbating all day?

Just keep doing what you've been doing.


But...I'm...spent...and, well...raw...
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#21
Quote by SonataFanica
But...I'm...spent...and, well...raw...


I hate it when that happens.
Follower of Zeppelinism.
#22
Plus, I need to save that $6, I just got a girlfriend, and realised I'm broke. I need to take her out....but I don't have her number. I'll see her in school on tuesday... *mumbles on*
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal