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Anyone have any really sad stories that could make you cry?

My eyes are fucking irratated and I ran out of Visine a while back, so does anybody know and tear-jerking stories?


Any help is appreciated


Also, maybe some extremely hilarious ones that make you laugh so hard you'll cry would work.

Just anything that results in tears to clear up my eyes.
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my cat died, got eaten by a bobcat, i was 10, we found the half eaten body. It tasted good.
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#3
Go to the most moving pictures thread and read the entire thing. I guarantee you'll cry.
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#4
Just picture you mom being tied down, and having this rapist touching her and sexually torturing her, and just close your eyes and picture her being harassed and her screaming in agony and fear.
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oh. my. god.
*also shivers*
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I'm not clicking that.
Most moving picture thread was pretty good.
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#9
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that

was epic


no way im getting a pool when i have kids


but i didnt get watery eyes
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no way im getting a pool when i have kids


i have to agree
that may haunt me forever
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wow........................... but why do u even go to that site???
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wow........................... but why do u even go to that site???

haha ironically someone posted it in the pit a while ago
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#22
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I found that kind of funny.

you, sir, have a messed up sense of humor
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#24
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Go to the most moving pictures thread and read the entire thing. I guarantee you'll cry.

+1

I won't lie, I cried like a baby at the picture of the kid kissing his brother's coffin.
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#26
Well, the first time I read it, it was quite appalling.

But after a while, I started finding the humour in it.

Black comedy, if you will.
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#27
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+1

I won't lie, I cried like a baby at the picture of the kid kissing his brother's coffin.
That was worse than the dog by his owner.
#28
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that

was epic


no way im getting a pool when i have kids


but i didnt get watery eyes


OH DEAR GOD!!! that story was horrible, yet my eyes didnt water, not until I started vomiting...AJSDFKJAF...jeeez...I am scarred for life...
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My mom died of breast cancer when i was 13 and before she passed i had to take care of her and my sister way more than 10-13 year olds should have to. I pretty much missed a few years of my childhood
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My mom died of breast cancer when i was 13 and before she passed i had to take care of her and my sister way more than 10-13 year olds should have to. I pretty much missed a few years of my childhood



Now that's straight up f*cking depressing. Very sorry to hear that.


Why do I keep coming here???

#34
This isn't working man I haven't cried once, not even at the Motivational pics thread (all 3)...


is tehre something wrong with me
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#35
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This isn't working man I haven't cried once, not even at the Motivational pics thread (all 3)...


is tehre something wrong with me



Alright dude, just punch yerself in the nose.
#36
Well, I have a sad story. It made me cry at least.

Jesus Christ, my poor little, innocent cat is so sick, I can't watch it.
We got him a year ago, and he kept throwing up his food.
So we took him to the vet. Turns out his throat wasn't properly attached to his stomach, or something, so he had to have this huge, full on, life or death operation.
The Vet did it for free, cause he'd never done the operation before, and once he had, he could say he had, making him mor e qualified or something.
Anyway, he survived that. I was very proud of him. It was... Yeah.
Anyway. About a month ago he started getting really sick again. Like, really. He hasn't eaten in about 2 weeks.
We took him to the vet again. and now he's on 3 types of medication. This time the problem is an infection where the operation was, due to him eating the dogs dry food. It like, scratched and cut down his throat or something. And he's been throwing up so much the acid from his stomach got into it, and wa-la, he has an infection.
He's been really not well. And he's so ****ing skinny. And it so hard to watch him gag, and gag and gag 24 hours a day. I don't think he's slept in about a month. We have to force him to have the medication. He hates it, fights it to the very end. I wish he wouldn't, cause 1- it's helping him and 2- I don't want him to waste what little energy he has.
Yesterday, I just finished watching Ghost, and I walked out to check on him, and he was shaking. Scared the ****ing **** out of me. I sat there with him in my lap for about 15 minutes crying until I couldn't watch it anymore.
Today I was sick and stayed home from school. All day I had to watch him gagging, and hear him struggling to breathe, listen to his stomach making sounds like it was trying to eat itself. I know I should have hung around him, comforted him, but I couldn't. I would visit him, curled up on the couch every once and a while, trying to get an answer out of him. I was asking him if he would prefer to get put down, or wait this out and see what happens.

I just want him to get better. He doesn't deserve this. He's just a cat, for God's sake.


Yeah, I love my cat. But face it, everyone loves their family pets.


TS- i don't know if it even shook you at all, you probably found it really boring, but whatever. I don't really care.
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#37
Wait... I found one...


One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between the
that night.
The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.

At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.

Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.


"Without your love, I would die."
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#39
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Wait... I found one...


One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between the
that night.
The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.

At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.

Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.


"Without your love, I would die."

Did you copy and paste that from AIM or something?
#40
One of my sister's good friends just died in a car accident two days ago (she was 18), along with her little brother (13) and her dad. What's worse is that she had a fullride scholarship to two different colleges I think. They were driving up to Colorado to go skiing and lost contol of their van and a semi hit them on the side, killing those three who were on that side and severely injuring her mom and two sisters (who were on the opposite side).

What pissed me the ****ing hell off though was that when I went to read the Denver Post to see if they had done an article on it, there were a bunch of ****ing dickheads who were saying what a **** driver that man.

That man was one of the most responsible people in the world.
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