#1
How would the pit break up with someone they no longer wanted to date?
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#4
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Like a (gentle)man.


Which would involve....ahah
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#5
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Which would involve....ahah



Just say it's not working out...sorry...bye...
#6
i did it kind of lame tuesday
i did it over text message
its cuz i hate breaking up with people
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#8
Explain in frank, lucid terms exactly why I was doing so. Listen to her objections, and if she has a good one, consider rethinking my decision. If not, cut contact.

EDIT: Typos.
Last edited by Flying Couch at Feb 17, 2008,
#10
Him -"Hey, give me a high five!"
Her -"hahaha why? *high fives*"
Him - "Because I just dumped you for the lulz!"
Her -"... what?"
Him -"*runs away*"
#11
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Him -"Hey, give me a high five!"
Her -"hahaha why? *high fives*"
Him - "Because I just dumped you for the lulz!"
Her -"... what?"
Him -"*runs away*"


HAahaha thats great..almost quote worthy... hmm
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#12
i broke up with my girlfriend today actually.
i told her there was someone else, which there was, and that she was an obsessive, controlling, crazy b**** and that was pretty much the end of it.
#13
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HAahaha thats great..almost quote worthy... hmm

You did quote me?
#14
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You did quote me?

ha mean sig sorry..
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#17
Tell her...
WATCH THIS

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#18
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Him -"Hey, give me a high five!"
Her -"hahaha why? *high fives*"
Him - "Because I just dumped you for the lulz!"
Her -"... what?"
Him -"*runs away*"



I shall be sigging that.
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Him -"Hey, give me a high five!"
Her -"hahaha why? *high fives*"
Him - "Because I just dumped you for the lulz!"
Her -"... what?"
Him -"*runs away*"


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#19
You: Everyone that is single please step forward. (You step forward)
You: *she's standing there* sorry it's over
#20
with a sledgehammer
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#21
I would just tell it like it is, maybe a white lie or two just so she doesn't cry.

The Pit on the other hand would probably spray icy hot in her face while screaming ********* and then barrel roll away.
When I hit 'em from the back, I got them mami's saying dammit man.


When I put it in their mouth, I got them mami's saying duh-huh-huh-muhh.
#23
Play a prank on her, and when she figures it out, have people with cameras run out from behind corners, screaming "surprise!!" and what not.
Her: "Ahahahaha, you got me! So what TV show am I on?"
Me: "None!"
Her: "Huh? Then what's with the cameras?"
Me: "Huh? Oh, I don't know, but we're through, bitch." *walk away*
#26
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with a sledgehammer


I didnt say how to BREAK someone I said how you would BREAK UP with someone
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#28
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I didnt say how to BREAK someone I said how you would BREAK UP with someone

its funny how you think we care