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#1
what's the best pick up line?
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#2
"I'm so awesome I had to go to UG looking for good pickup lines just to come up with this pickup line."
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#4
I slipped something in your drink.

If its true, you usually end up screwing
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#5
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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#7
*sigh* its been said a million and one times before, but

"nice shoes, wanna f***?"
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#8
Aye baby. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
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#10
I see you're a female, we should date.
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#11
you may not know it to look at me, but I can run really fast!
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#13
"You know what would look good on you? Me"
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#14
You must be Jamaican because "ja makin me crazy"

And... Are you from UPS? Cause I got a package for you.
Too many people own guitars. Someone had better go play a... clarinet or something.

:stickpoke

That means you.

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#15
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If I jump on your back, would you beat me off?
#16
hey baby, i could search your bar

EDIT: made no sense when i read it either
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#18
do you have a mirror in your pocket? cus i'm seeing myself in your pants.
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#19
"I'm desperate, how about you?" Works every time.
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#23
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*sigh* its been said a million and one times before, but

"nice shoes, wanna f***?"


damnit beat me too it, lol

did it hurt?, when you fell from heaven

are your feet sore, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
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#24
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

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#26
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice! XD

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#29
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roses are red violets are blue i like spagetti, wanna fuuck?

Gear
ESP Ltd EC-256
Takamine G-40
Boss NS-2
Morley Bad Horsie 2
MXR Classic OD
MXR 10-Band EQ
Boss TU-3
B 52 AT-100
B 52 AT 412A

Line 6 Relay G30
#30
Not really a pick up line but... I wanna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Say this to any woman and you WILL get results.
Too many people own guitars. Someone had better go play a... clarinet or something.

:stickpoke

That means you.

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#33
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Gear:
Epiphone Sg-400 standard
Epiphone DR 100 VS
Fender FM 212
Boss ME-50
#34
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Gear:
Epiphone Sg-400 standard
Epiphone DR 100 VS
Fender FM 212
Boss ME-50
#37
"Excuse me miss but did you know that most people masturbate or have sex in cars? Cool huh?"
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#38
nice legs, what time do they open?
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#40
lmfao at all these..

anyways my contribution:

guy: whos the thief??
girl: wtf?
guy: the thief who stole the twinkle from the stars... n placed them in your eyes..

*Proceed to sexual noises*
May the Force be with You.
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