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#2
The Chicken Coup

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#5
Quote by Jimmyyoung
The Chicken Coup

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOl

I lol'd.

EDIT: But to stay on topic, i heard Barnes and Noble is a good place, although i've never tried it.
#6
Book stores.
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#7
The mall.

All those preppy chicks by American Eagle and Hollister? Total sluts, dude.

EDIT: Wait, are we talking about for relationships or just "wham, bam, thank you ma'am?"
#8
Wherever my friends are.

If I happen to pick up a chick in the process of hanging out with my friends, sweet. If not, I'm not standing there alone looking like a failure, and I still get to hang out with my friends.
#9
My Grandmas House
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#10
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The mall.

All those preppy chicks by American Eagle and Hollister? Total sluts, dude.


DING DING! We have a winner.
#11
Quote by darkstar2466
I don't.


Hey man! We should meet up and go to AA meetings to meet women that have low self esteem.
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#12
Quote by Jimmyyoung
The Chicken Coup

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOl

I lol'd, too.
#16
Ehh. This thread fails but probably parties?

Or at school you could at least man up and ask a lady out...
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Sorry awful Anglish.
#18
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Ehh. This thread fails but probably parties?

Or at school you could at least man up and ask a lady out...

Wrong.
#19
Quote by cromthereaper
church is a good place to pick up a floozy


Totally, man. You know those nuns? May not seem like it, but they're total whores.
#21
Quote by darkstar2466
I don't.



me neither

i'm too chicken to pick up chicks
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#22
Quote by Aftertime
me neither

i'm too chicken to pick up chicks
Provided you're not an idiot about it, the worst that can happen is that they'll say no. Just talk to 'em, dude.
#23
college parties. i never finish picking them up though. i just start and then someone cockblocks. one time i almost went back to some girl's dorm. damn you, friend that needed a ride because of his parents' curfew. damn you.
#DTWD
#24
Malls, friends sister, god im going to hell.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#25
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Wrong.

Ahh how...
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Sorry awful Anglish.
#26
on a side note, someone told me bookstores are a good place. i think it might have been doug. maybe ash. i don't know.
#DTWD
#27
malls, salvation army store, Wal Mart...yup i'm so badass
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#33
Quote by primusfan
no way. "#41" by DMB.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1qb1CA3a88

or "cannonball" by damien rice.

Well anything acoustic would be acceptable. You wouldn't want to take the chance playing a dimebag and get your nipples bitten off by a hardcore girl.
#34
nursing home........
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#35
Quote by darkstar2466
I don't.




+1
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#36
Quote by terrencemaddox
Hey man! We should meet up and go to AA meetings to meet women that have low self esteem.

Excuse me, but I believe you criticized my idea of going to Sexaholics Anonymous meetings for that exact purpose.
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#38
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Excuse me, but I believe you criticized my idea of going to Sexaholics Anonymous meetings for that exact purpose.


This is to pick up depressed AA women, not depressed women who have sex too much. His idea still holds.
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#39
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#40
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Excuse me, but I believe you criticized my idea of going to Sexaholics Anonymous meetings for that exact purpose.

you keep yelling at me for that, but I don't remember!!!

I'm sorry. I clearly love your idea because I stole it.
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