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So me, my friend Kevin, my friend Carl and his girlfriend are hanging out. Mind you Carl's girl is not pleasing on the eyes at all. So we are eating and Kevin takes Carls phone and is going through the pics, and comes by a nudie of what he thinks is a random ugly girl that Carl ****ed, as that was the conversation we were in the middle of when this happened. Kevin, thinking it was this random girl yells out "gross Carl, that's not healthy, I can't believe you ****ed that THING!"
Yeh, it was Carls woman who was sitting in the seat right across Kevin. Needless to say it was very VERY awkward from that point forward
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That's what he gets for ****ing an ugly girl
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Finally, a situation that tops yelling "I fellaished my brother"


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Finally, a situation that tops yelling "I fellaished my brother"



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"Wait... penis? I thought you said henious!"
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So me, my friend Kevin, my friend Carl and his girlfriend are hanging out. Mind you Carl's girl is not pleasing on the eyes at all. So we are eating and Kevin takes Carls phone and is going through the pics, and comes by a nudie of what he thinks is a random ugly girl that Carl ****ed, as that was the conversation we were in the middle of when this happened. Kevin, thinking it was this random girl yells out "gross Carl, that's not healthy, I can't believe you ****ed that THING!"
Yeh, it was Carls woman who was sitting in the seat right across Kevin. Needless to say it was very VERY awkward from that point forward


and thennn?
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and thennn?

You know, "the look" then silence while we waited for the bill, and in the car. The sort of gesture's that cannot be properly conveyed over the interweb.
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and thennn?


There Was Silence.

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You know, "the look" then silence while we waited for the bill, and in the car. The sort of gesture's that cannot be properly conveyed over the interweb.


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#13
This isn't an awkward statement..more of an awkward moment:


I was in the car with two girls. One I liked (Girl 1) the other was her friend (Girl 2).
Girl 1 was dating a guy (I'll call him Chris) Both girls knew i liked girl 1.....
---
Girl 2: "So how many times have you blown Chris?"
Girl 1: "Um..like 3 or 4..but oh...that's not counting last night...so idk"

*silence as both of them suddenly remember i'm in the car and look at me*

Me: ".............. "
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This isn't an awkward statement..more of an awkward moment:


I was in the car with two girls. One I liked (Girl 1) the other was her friend (Girl 2).
Girl 1 was dating a guy (I'll call him Chris) Both girls knew i liked girl 1.....
---
Girl 2: "So how many times have you blown Chris?"
Girl 1: "Um..like 3 or 4..but oh...that's not counting last night...so idk"

*silence as both of them suddenly remember i'm in the car and look at me*

Me: ".............. "

ouchies.

Great story TS, although I do feel bad for the girl.
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This isn't an awkward statement..more of an awkward moment:


I was in the car with two girls. One I liked (Girl 1) the other was her friend (Girl 2).
Girl 1 was dating a guy (I'll call him Chris) Both girls knew i liked girl 1.....
---
Girl 2: "So how many times have you blown Chris?"
Girl 1: "Um..like 3 or 4..but oh...that's not counting last night...so idk"

*silence as both of them suddenly remember i'm in the car and look at me*

Me: ".............. "



#16
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This isn't an awkward statement..more of an awkward moment:


I was in the car with two girls. One I liked (Girl 1) the other was her friend (Girl 2).
Girl 1 was dating a guy (I'll call him Chris) Both girls knew i liked girl 1.....
---
Girl 2: "So how many times have you blown Chris?"
Girl 1: "Um..like 3 or 4..but oh...that's not counting last night...so idk"

*silence as both of them suddenly remember i'm in the car and look at me*

Me: ".............. "


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I live in dorms, so a bunch of my friends live down the hall from me and we hang out all of the time and have plenty of awkward statements:

For example, one girl had her boyfriend (ben) visiting for the night and they were considerably intoxicated and then clearly went of to have sex. Next day we're all sitting around and girl is on her computer when she notices her printer cable or something isn't plugged in right and she says, "Ben, did you put it in the wrong whole?" Silence. We all started laughing hysterically.

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ouchies.

Great story TS, although I do feel bad for the girl.


Yeh, I know eh? But those feelings are overshadowed by the lolz.

I love how he refered to her as "that THING", the last words that were spoke between us was her questioning him calling her a "thing"
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Yeh, I know eh? But those feelings are overshadowed by the lolz.

I love how he refered to her as "that THING", the last words that were spoke between us was her questioning him calling her a "thing"

that was the last thing that anyone said? He didn't even answer her?
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that was the last thing that anyone said? He didn't even answer her?

well what's he supposed to say..."hell yeah i ****ed that thing!"..?
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Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
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This isn't an awkward statement..more of an awkward moment:


I was in the car with two girls. One I liked (Girl 1) the other was her friend (Girl 2).
Girl 1 was dating a guy (I'll call him Chris) Both girls knew i liked girl 1.....
---
Girl 2: "So how many times have you blown Chris?"
Girl 1: "Um..like 3 or 4..but oh...that's not counting last night...so idk"

*silence as both of them suddenly remember i'm in the car and look at me*

Me: ".............. "


That's just cruel.....
#24
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well what's he supposed to say..."hell yeah i ****ed that thing!"..?

Ah, I thought you meant the guy that said it, not her boyfriend. My bad.

EDIT: Wait, you're not the TS. I think he meant that the girl was questioning the friend, not the boyfriend. But I'm obviously very confused, so I could be wrong
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Ah, I thought you meant the guy that said it, not her boyfriend. My bad.

EDIT: Wait, you're not the TS. I think he meant that the girl was questioning the friend, not the boyfriend. But I'm obviously very confused, so I could be wrong


yeh, you are correct your assumsion, her question was NOT directed towards her boyfriend. But yeah his only response was a couple of stammered words put together that didn't come close to resembling any sort of though. The sort of "Well.....umm....I was....."
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ouchies.

Great story TS, although I do feel bad for the girl.

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