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#1
Does anyone have any stand-up comedians I can youtube, I'm bored out of my mind.
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#2
Demetri Martin and Dane Cook
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#4
Searchbar McGee.

HILARIOUS!
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#5
Greg Proops. You'll find a lot of Whose Line videos, but he has some gold stand up.
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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

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#11
Eddie Izzard and Jimmy Carr.

I like the brit comedy.
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

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#15
Bill Bailey
Jasper Carrott
Tim Minchin
Alan Davies
Billy Connelly
Jo Brand
Frankie Boyle
Andy Parsons
Russell Howard
Jack Dee

try all of them :P
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#17
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Demetri Martin and Dane Cook

FAIL

Demitri Martin is quite funny
Dane Cook is the antichrist

Has no one mentioned George Carlin?
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#19
Demetri Martin. Mitch Hedburg. Dane Cook - observational comedy.
Stephen Lynch. Rodney Carrington - music comedy.
#21
Jeff Dunham- ventriloquist, you know puppets. He is pretty funny. I don't think Dane Cook is funny.
#22
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FAIL

Demitri Martin is quite funny
Dane Cook is the antichrist

Has no one mentioned George Carlin?


Dane Cook is either hated or loved. More often loved. I personally don't find George Carlin funny.
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#29
Mitch Hedburg
Arj Barker
Christopher Titus
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#30
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Not strictly a comedian but; Karl Pilkington

I was thinking the same thing.

And how about Richard Pryor: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OnNT9fsuFEQ
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#33
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#35
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Searchbar McGee.

HILARIOUS!


He's very overrated.
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#37
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Go Bill Bailey!!!


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#38
Mitch Hedberg, R.I.P.

And most definitely John Pinette - a comedy GOD
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#40
Bill Bailey Bill Bailey



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If there's fluff of the muff,
She's old enough!

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