#1
My friend Alfread and I were bored one day so we made this song, its a parody of "Hey there Delilah" by the Plain White T's

*ahem

Hey there Chuck Norris Mighty Walker Texas ranger
with your roundhouse kicks for bad guys
and unsafe sex with strangers.
Your so cool...
Be cause you shoot lava goo,
Your so cool...

Oh! My face into your knee
Oh, My face into your knee
My face into your knee.

Hey there Chuck Norris I heard you have no ball hair
Because hair doesnt grow on steel
kicks to the groin you do not feel
your the man
you eat babies cause you can,
Your the man...

Hey there Chuck Norris I wonder whats behind your beard
I bet its smething that the entire ****ing world fear
Like some kind of Nuclear War head
We'd be dead...

Oh! My face into your knee
Oh, My face into your knee
My face into your knee....
My face into your knee....

Hey there Chuck Norris Im sorry you lost to Bruce Lee
But only i know the truth,
you really killed him with your first kick,
it took three years,
His wife broke down in tears,
In three years.

Oh! My face into your knee
Oh, My face into your knee
My face into your knee....
My face into your knee....

I hope you like it
Me and him sing it whenever i have my guitar at school,
Lol i like it
#2
best song ever written.
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#5
lol
this is the best thing i've ever seen!

sing it on camera and make a youtibe video or something
Happiness is like peeing your pants

everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth
#7
i just played that and sang it, they're the greatest lyrics ever written
I breathe air.
#10
that was great. yeah there's some rough areas flow wise but thats w/e. i love "you eat babies cuz you can"
#11
that's a pretty good one, i recorded one a while back called "hey there helga" that started "hey there helga what's it like in alabama, i'm two trailer parks away girl but tonight i'm gonna slam ya, oh it's true, call cousin billy over too, to film it all."
#14
haha probably the best song in these forums ever mate bloddy ledgends. I even plaed it and everything and it went straight with the song best lyrics ever mates give your self a clap.

Please crit my new piece:
a brand new smile
#15
Sorry about the mishaps,
we kind of changethe song up whe w play t
i tryed it right now and it didnt run as smoothly as it could ill try to get more parodys up
#16
Hey there Chuck Norris I heard you have no ball hair
Because hair doesnt grow on steel
kicks to the groin you do not feel
your the man
you eat babies cause you can,
Your the man...


lol this is genious
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#19
I tried singing and playing this but I couldn't because I was laughing too hard. That was awesome.
#20
Normally the comedy songs on here are some twelve year olds awful attempts at recreating a blink 182 song, but this was hilarious, awesome dude.
#21
I hope you don't mind I tried revising it so that the words have better flow. I only made minor changes but it still needs work though. Thank you for sharing!

Hey there Chuck Norris Mighty Walker Texas ranger
with your roundhouse kicks for bad guys
and unsafe sex with strangers.
You’re so cool...
Because you shoot really hot lava goo,
You’re so cool...

Oh! My face into your knee
Oh, My face into your knee
My face into your knee.

Hey there Chuck Norris I heard you have no ball hair
Because hair doesn’t grow on steel
kicks to the groin you do not feel now,
your the man
you eat babies cause you can,
Your the man...

Hey there Chuck Norris I wonder what’s behind your beard
I bet its something that the entire world would really ****ing fear
I’d close my I eyes
It’s probably some kind of Nuclear War head in disguise
Run for your lives.

Oh! My face into your knee
Oh, My face into your knee
my face into your knee....
my face into your knee....

Hey there Chuck Norris I’m sorry you lost to Bruce Lee
But only I know the truth,
you really killed him with your knee,
it took three years,
His wife broke down into tears,
In three years.

Oh! My face into your knee
Oh, My face into your knee
My face into your knee....
My face into your knee....
#23
That song sir, is full of epic win.
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#24
ok this was one of the greatest things i've ever seen.... I can't stop playin it man... so funny.... make a youtube video of this
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#25
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Hey there Chuck Norris I wonder whats behind your beard
I bet its smething that the entire GodDamn ****ing world fear
Like some kind of Nuclear War head
We'd be dead...


just a suggestion to fill empty syllable space
#27
omfg. funniest thing ive ever read. you seriously need to record this and put it on youtube. it would be the biggest hit ever lol. great job.
#28
yes! yes! u should record now and become more famous than weird al! who ever that guy is
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