#2
I'd rather buy a house, thank you very much.
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#3
holy sweet lord jesus.
i would be afraid to touch it, lest i decrease its value somehow.
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[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

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#4
To be in the presence of that guitar would be holy.
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#6
man you could have a custom built of ivory for that price
and untill you can find me a guitar made of ivory it remains the ultimate tone material