I'd rather buy a house, thank you very much.
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holy sweet lord jesus.
i would be afraid to touch it, lest i decrease its value somehow.
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.


To be in the presence of that guitar would be holy.
Set Up

Fender Highway One Stratocaster
Fender Princeton Chorus Amp
Fender Acoustic 12 String
Samick Acoustic 6 String
Line 6 POD X3 Live
man you could have a custom built of ivory for that price
and untill you can find me a guitar made of ivory it remains the ultimate tone material