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k well basically my friend has ups and downs with his life. his dad is married to 3 women currently, 2 for "visa issues" and my friend's mom for "love". this has to be a big part on why hes so insecure. everytime something happens to him hes always blaming it on some one else. he lies alot for his own pleasure and he's really inconsiderate. every time i try to help him out he attacks me and says im the one whos at fault and im trying to change who he is and blah bla. ever since i showed him nirvana hes been worshipping kurt cobain and trying to be like him all the time and he uses the quote "i'd rather be hated for who i am than who i am not", but he doesn't even practice it. for example bunch of these rap retards are listening to rap and he tells me i hate those ****ers and retards and rap, then he'll go up to them and start telling them how cool that is.

i know for a fact its just a mask but it pisses me off that hes such a liar. anyways saturday night we got in a fight about downloading music. he called me a dumb ass so i said forget it , stop being an ass hole. then he goes whyd u call me an asshole? i said because you're acting like one and then he says how (which btw he always says something like this when ever i tell him about his actions) and then he puts everything on me and ****. yesterday night i came back from hanging out with my other friend and he called my cell when i was in the car. he started arguing basically about me not wanting to be like him and not wanting to be an "everyone's friend" person and hes telling me that i need to gain respect from everyone. i said wtf i want qaulity friends not quantity. he doesnt know **** about what he's saying but no matter what he's only stubborn about his opinions and is so close minded.

if he promises me something he either lies about forgetting it or not forgetting and asks me when he said it and he denies ever saying it. its so frustrating i dont need this type of **** in my life right now, but then again hes a really cool dude and fun to hang out with and hes in my band(which he told me he quit becus my connection went bad) he also lied last week so i could come over his house and now my moms so pissed at his mom and hes just a fat ass liar. i know i typed a lot but i really need help! pleae help!
Last edited by urdad at Feb 18, 2008,
#2
did you have fun typing that?
kuz aint nobody gonna read it
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#3
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did you have fun typing that?
kuz aint nobody gonna read it

+1 WALL OF TEXT!!!
#5
Run!!!! Wall Of Text!!!!

It's A Trap!

After reading: Your friend is an asshat. If it's worth the hassle to hang out with him then it's your call but I'd get rid of him and find a new member for my band.
Last edited by IronNecrosis at Feb 18, 2008,
#6
just kill him. (no, i didn't read your novel)
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#7
Sounds like you should stick it in his pooper.
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#12
I enjoyed the wall of text, although it was hard to read.

But yeah, knock the kid's teeth out, or whatever it is you kids do to solve arguments these days.
#14
Married to three women? Mormon?
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#17
I read it, but I didn't get a lot out of it. Don't hang out with him would be my only advice.
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#18
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lol who is that?


And TS, please edit the topic and create PARAGRAPHS. Then I will read it.


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#19
fixed into 3 chunky paragraphs, sorry bout that
Last edited by urdad at Feb 18, 2008,
#21
I think i understood err... Hsi best friend is his gay lying dad thats married to 3 women and one he keeps across the border as a prostitute and then I go thungry and stopped reading.
#23
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I think i understood err... Hsi best friend is his gay lying dad thats married to 3 women and one he keeps across the border as a prostitute and then I go thungry and stopped reading.

not exactly...................
#24
Mods ought to start banning people that post just to let everyone know that they're illiterate knobs.

Anyway, your friend's a turd. Ditch him.
#25
If this is the biggest problem in your life, enjoy it while it lasts.
#26
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lol who is that?

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#27
I switched off at "rap retards".

I hope your friend gets so angry at you that he sets you on fire / teaches you how to construct a sentence.
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#28
ignore the prick and hope he emulates cobain completely.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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#29
ditch him, he's not you're friend if he lames you 4 **** all the time, or just one day, after he blames you for something, BEAT THE LIVING **** OUT OF HIM then he'll listen to you and fear you
#30
trust me i'd love to do that but the only thing is... he's the drummer in my band, he makes all the kick ass drum lines and he understands the music we play. it'shard to find those people we i live because everyones into the emo stuff... but he take's everything a bit too personal
Last edited by urdad at Feb 18, 2008,
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trust me i'd love to do that but the only thing is... he's the drummer in my band, he makes all the kick ass drum lines and he understands the music we play. it'shard to find those people we i live because everyones into the emo stuff... but he take's everything a bit too personal

TALK TO HIM DUH. Quit chewing your fignernaisl liek a bitch and say something!
#32
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TALK TO HIM DUH. Quit chewing your fignernaisl liek a bitch and say something!

well you obviously didn't read the wall of text in the beginning, every time i talk to him he denies everything and blames me for everything
#33
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that's just awesome
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#35
I say tell him how it is, and give him an ultimatum. Either he stops being a total faggot, or he starts realizing what he does and shapes up a bit.

(I read it btw. I don't understand why people must post when they didn't even read the freakin' thing)
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#36
Coming this June:


"My friend is an asshole, I need the pit" a long, paragraphless story of teen angst that bendystraw was too busy to read. Already nominated for three pears and a post reply.
#39
Grow up.

And get new friends.
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#40
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lol who is that?


And TS, please edit the topic and create PARAGRAPHS. Then I will read it.



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