#1
A flatmate had some friends round and I was chatting to them, taking the piss out of them and vice versa. They leave, and a flatmate sitting behind us, basically doing work, was talking to another flatmate, showing doodles to him that she'd done. Anyway, to cut a long story slightly shorter, I said in the most sarcastic tone to 'stop doodling and get back in the kitchen woman'. There has been an awkward silence in the common room for the past hour.

I gurantee UG has many similarly awkward moments originating from the pit's sense of humour.
#5

I say stuff like that all the time, no woman has yet to be offended. Hell I even got some sandwhiches out of it!

There was that one time when I told my boss to go visit a certain website I learned about here on UG. A certain website with old men. In an orgy.

Man, it got awkward in the car the following morning...
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#7
The realization that you're only half a step above 4chan users.
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#9
Roommate foolio. That is gold as much as I hate to say it... HAR DE AHR AHR.. oh.. did she get back in the kitchen though?
#10
Whenever I see somebody who's Black, I can't help but think "NIGRA! HE'S GONNA STEAL MY CHICKEN N MELONS"

Thanks 4chan.
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#13
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I wasn't aware that Pit Monkeys could actually have lives.


neither was I
#14
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I wasn't aware that Pit Monkeys could actually have lives.


We dont much
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

#15
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Roommate foolio. That is gold as much as I hate to say it... HAR DE AHR AHR.. oh.. did she get back in the kitchen though?


No. It was basically a room of girls as well. I was getting fed up of the guys who were half drunk and I'd not really wanted them to begin with, and she was messing about winding me up, so it just was said.
#16
I didn't quite ruin anything, but I laughed.
My girlfriend came over... my mom told me to wash the dishes but she did for me.
While she was washing I was like "After this make me a sandwich!"
She said "Get your own sandwich!"

Oh, and talking to her on MySpace I said something about roflicopter and lollerskates.
She said I was weird
#17
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Nor do I but this slipped out.

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#20
My friend will never stop talking in leetspeak... drives me f*cking insane.


"Dud3! Can i borrow a pencilzor? Pleasezorz! I hava da teszorz next periodzorz!"

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#21
actually i think anon made some demotivational pics of me. that is the worst i can think of. that and the hours wasted here. oh well, lulz were had.
#22
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#23
if my friends find internet humour offensive they are no longer friends.

nah, idk, i've never really had a problem with it.
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#25
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The realization that you're only half a step above 4chan users.


So, they're half-a-step down, like Eb?

/lame
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#26
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So, they're half-a-step down, like Eb?

/lame


no that would be the pit is 'standard'

so maybe...4chan is drop Bb
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#27
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no that would be the pit is 'standard'

so maybe...4chan is drop Bb


Good point.

The Pit's far from standard.
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