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#1
If you could choose five people to be immortal, who would they be?

Rules:
You cannot know them personally.
They must have been alive during your life (but needn't necessarily be alive now).
They will not age such that they are incapable of doing whatever it was that earned them immortality.

I'd have:

5. Billy Wilder: screenwriter, film director
4. Tom Waits: musician
3. Clint Eastwood: film director, actor
2. Arthur Miller: playwright, novelist, theatre critic
1. Eric Clapton: musician
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#3
Dunno, but I love Firefly too. So:

Nathan Fillion
Jewel Staite
Summer Glau
Joss Whedon
Alan Tudyk
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#4
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Dunno, but I love Firefly too. So:

Nathan Fillion
Jewel Staite
Summer Glau
Joss Whedon
Alan Tudyk


I'm so happy you said that. Best gorram show in the 'Verse. And you even picked the best characters.

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#5
I say Nergal from Behemoth. F***in brutal.
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#7
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Yngwie Malmsteen
Chuck Norris
other people
and your mom

He already is.
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#9
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#11
5. Samuel L. Jackson
4. Kurt Cobain
3. Some random Homeless guy
2. Stephen Hawking
1. and uh... me. ( Lets just say I dont know myself personally... im "finding" myself)

EDIT: and no particular order...
#12
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5. Samuel L. Jackson
4. Kurt Cobain
3. Some random Homeless guy
2. Stephen Hawking
1. and uh... me. ( Lets just say I dont know myself personally... im "finding" myself)

EDIT: and no particular order...

a wee bit late on #4...
#13
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My thoughts exactly.

Oh, and I'd choose myself too if I could. That way they'd sorta be pressured to let all the immortal people into the band.

And also, a few people I hate who I feel deserve to suffer through eternal life.
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5 random homeless people.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
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#19
1. Geddy Lee
2. Alex Lifeson
3. Neil Peart
4. Malcolm Young
5. Angus Young
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#20
5. Steven Hawking (so we can live of his work)
4. Britney Spears (lets see if the media really doesn't give up)
3. David Mustaine (I'd die if he stopped thrashing)
2. Sean Connery (He'll still be pulling the chicks two thousand years from now)
1. A Hobo I guess. We'll see how many years he spends on the streets before he decides to do something.
#21
I would never wish that on anyone... What a horrible and cruel thread.
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#22
Muhammed Suicmez, Mikael Akerfeldt, Christopher Walken, Dimebag Darrell, and thats about it.
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#23
Lets see... Osama bin laden,Saddam hussein anyone that have done somthing bad to other people just for the sake of it or by unwillingness to learn about other peoples minds and all of their like.

Butt naked, stuck on the north pole. An eternity of agony.(until global warming gets up there )
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#25
Only people i can think of that id want to be imortal are people that lived ages ago but we could really use today.

Isaac Newton
Da-Vinci
Beetoven
Charles Darwin
Archimedes

I can't think of any person that has lived in my life that i would consider a great mind and deserving of immortality
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#26
John Frusciante
Slash
Eric Clapton
Eddie Van Halen
Jimmy Page
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#29
1. Andrew McMahon
2. Nick Thomas
3. Max Bemis
4. Tim Freedman
5. Myself (I don't know myself, personally...)
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#30
Andrew W.K. - he gets me pumped before my hockey games
Bruce Dickinson - he's just awesome.
Dave Mustaine - so he can be president
Rivers Cuomo - yet another awesome person
Me - why not?
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Andrew W.K. - he gets me pumped before my hockey games
Bruce Dickinson - he's just awesome.
Dave Mustaine - so he can be president
Rivers Cuomo - yet another awesome person
Me - why not?



That is the most homosexualist thing ive ever heard. Gay ice fuking.
#34
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...and an emo, just for kicks and giggles...



haha so he can never kill himself?
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#35
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Yngwie Malmsteen
Chuck Norris
other people
and your mom


I hate both of them.

Not sure who I would. Why do I care if they live forever? I will be dead anyways and I don't know them.

EDIT: An emo kid, just for the lulz.
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#38
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#39
You know it would actually suck to be immortal, right?

All your friends would die.

Think of every good memory you have. You'll eventually forget them all.

If there ever was an apocalypse, you would be the only person left on earth, alone.
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