#1
Someone is calling me on my house phone and when I say hello? he/she hangs up immediately.
Guys im scared?
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#4
*69 ftw

Call them and ask them their name, or just do the same thing to them.
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#7
Them hanging up as soon as you answer scares you? So... if a Teletubbie comes into the screen from the side kinda fast, does that startle you?

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#8
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69 as in sex?

no..you dial that and it tells you what the most recent number called was.

though, that's what i thought first too
#9
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It's 4chan!


theyre spamming our phone lines now
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#10
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theyre spamming our phone lines now


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#12
Dude, I would get the **** out of the house.
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#14
Report it to the authorities if it gets out of hand.
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#15
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no he's serious.

a guy posted his number on /b/

i just called TS and asked if he had a UG account and he said yes and i hung up


Are you serious? Wow. This has gone too far.
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#17
U have 3 options.

A) get out of the house

B) think about which of your friends could be screwing with you and ring them up one by one. Asking them if their refridgerator is running

C) Stay in the house, risk it being an axe murderer and have your final moments made into a movie in a few years
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Listen to this guy, he's australian. If there are any people out there who know how to handle women it's australians.
#18
Quote by Chadicus
U have 3 options.

A) get out of the house

B) think about which of your friends could be screwing with you and ring them up one by one. Asking them if their refridgerator is running

C) Stay in the house, risk it being an axe murderer and have your final moments made into a movie in a few years


D) Waste your time asking the pit what you should do while the axe murderer gains access to your house
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#19
Quote by Ez0ph
D) Waste your time asking the pit what you should do while the axe murderer gains access to your house


He's probably dead by now isnt he?
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#20
Quote by Chadicus
He's probably dead by now isnt he?


Its ok
If his choice was D, do we really need him polluting the gene pool?
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#22
Quote by Ez0ph
Its ok
If his choice was D, do we really need him polluting the gene pool?


If his answer was D, thats probably why the axe murderer is after him in the first place
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#24
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If his answer was D, thats probably why the axe murderer is after him in the first place

Does this mean the Axe Murderer gets his UG account?
#25
Axe Murderer in the pit..... I smell a sitcom
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#26
That's what happens if I leave my mobile on at night. Some idiot calls at like 2am and if I answer it they hang up after like a few seconds. This has been going on for years >.>
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