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#1
What are the rules for being a metal fan? one rule per post

1. Britney Spears is NOT metal. Thou shan't listen to her.

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#2
2. Shut your face.
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#5
5?.never EVER watch and enjoy ice scating!
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#6
6. Grow a brain.
7. Add salt, for you lack it.
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#7
8. Make a list of rules for something that shouldn't require rules.
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#9
Rule 1: No pufters
Rule 2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
Rule 3: No pufters
Rule 4: Now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule 5: No pufters
Rule 6: There is NO ... Rule Six.
Rule 7: No pufters

Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
#12
You must like/liked Iron Maiden, or some classic metal form as well as new.

You must realize that Metallica is not the greatest band ever lol

You must NEVER listen to other types of music right after metal
#16
If there are rules for being a fan of a genre of music, why would you want to be a fan? Like whatever goddamn music you want.
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#17
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First one to post some lame insult on that is a silly goose!
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#18
^I know, I shouldn't be in the metal forum. Whatever, I just think rules for being a fan of a genre are lame. I just personally like emo better than metal and that seems to be a crime.
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#19
Meh, whatever makes you happy, brother. I can't stand this whole uber troo metalhead "SLAYER 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!" shindig as well, so yeah...
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#20
Must be a fan of at least Maiden or Priest.
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#21
You must realize this thread sucks
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#23
10. all rules above and below apply never
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#25
If there was a rule it would be you enjoy listening to metal I guess....
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#28
lol yeah wtf do metalheads need rules for anyway? Metal is the outkasts music so it doesnt need rules like everything else. (My other posts I was playing along lol)
#29
^You're pathetic.
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#30
13. everyone read rule 2 again
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#32
Good for you. Now eat your veggies.
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#35
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lol yeah wtf do metalheads need rules for anyway? Metal is the outkasts music so it doesnt need rules like everything else. (My other posts I was playing along lol)


Lol sure you were, and "Metal is the outcast of music" what the hell, its a very popular genre.
#37
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1. Britney Spears is NOT metal. Thou shan't listen to her.



O RLY?

on topic:

assface137 is NOT metal, thou shan't listen to it.
#38
1st rule : You do not talk about being metal
2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about being metal
3rd rule : If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the "metal time" is over
4th rule : Only two guys per "metal time".
5th rule : One "metal time" at a time.
6th rule : No shirts, no shoes.
7th rule : "Metal time" will go on as long as they have to.
8th rule : If this is your first night at "metal time", you HAVE to be metal.
#39
Lol sure you were, and "Metal is the outcast of music" what the hell, its a very popular genre.


It used to be more mainstream than it is now thats what I meant, I know alot of people in my area would rather pick up the new 50 cent record than the new Lamb of God
#40
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1st rule : You do not talk about being metal
2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about being metal
3rd rule : If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the "metal time" is over
4th rule : Only two guys per "metal time".
5th rule : One "metal time" at a time.
6th rule : No shirts, no shoes.
7th rule : "Metal time" will go on as long as they have to.
8th rule : If this is your first night at "metal time", you HAVE to be metal.

HAHAHA...now i have the image of two guys beating the **** out of eachother in the middle of a circle pit at a cannibal corpse concert

if yuo wants to be teh most metal you git to be puttin genres down and not respectin opinions yo.
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