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#1
If you could do 5 things before you die what would they be.

And by the way, please don't say stuff like have teh buttseCKZORS becuase I'm sure at least a few of you were planning on saying that. For me...I'm not totally sure.

Also, nothing about marriage or love either because way too many people would say that.

1. Write a symphony
2. Go to Norway
3.Become awesome at guitar
4. Learn to play at least twenty instruments
5. Learn everything to be learned about music theory.

Not that great of a list, but I couldn't think of anything else :P.
The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.-John Cage
#2
1. finish school
2. write a book
3. get married
4. learn a kickass song
5. go home.
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#3
1. Travel the word
2. Skydive
3. Have sex with hot chick
4. Become an accomplished guitarist
5. Make lots of money doing something I like.
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#4
(in no particular order)

1. play in a successful band
2. travel the world
3. go to college(if the whole successful band thing doesnt work out)
4. sleep a lot
5. get a good job(also depending if successful band doesnt happen)
my gear: ibanez destroyer( with gibson 500t pickup), epiphone les paul plus,ampeg electric, marshall jcm2000 triple super lead half stack
#5
1. Finish School
2. Get Married
3. Have Children
4. Travel the World
5. Retire and play with Grandchildren
Taylor 410-CE
Fender Strat Mex Standard
Digitech GNX-3
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
#6
1: Get the awesome idea for a custom guitar I have made.
2: Get endorsed by Ibanez, making this custom guitar a production model.
3: Tour (or at least jam) with Steve Vai
4: Learn Japanese.
5: Get married/Have kids/all this shizz with my girlfriend.

KrakaPOW.
#7
1. Wank on top of the Empire State Building.
2. Wank on top of Mount Rushmore.
3. Wank on top of the Statue of Liberty.
4. Wank on top of the Eiffel Tower
5. Wank on top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

I would have put Mount Everest as one, but its WAY too cold up there.
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#8
1. Accomplish some musical career
2. Get married
3. Meet KsE
4. Become well known
5. Have kids
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#9
Quote by StrokeMidnight
If you could do 5 things before you die what would they be.

And by the way, please don't say stuff like have teh buttseCKZORS becuase I'm sure at least a few of you were planning on saying that. For me...I'm not totally sure.

Also, nothing about marriage or love either because way too many people would say that.

1. Write a symphony
2. Go to Norway
3.Become awesome at guitar
4. Learn to play at least twenty instruments
5. Learn everything to be learned about music theory.

Not that great of a list, but I couldn't think of anything else :P.


Done, you can hear it on mah profile. Still need to go to Norway though...
#11
1.Learn at least one instrument from each family.(woodwind,string,etc.)
2.Learn to speak(and write) the language that is music,fluently.
3.Write a book.
4.Read all of the books gathering up in my room.
5.Jump off of something really high.
Were living in a world of fools,breaking us down,when they all should let us be.
#12
1) Masterbate
2) Porn
3) Masterbate
4) Porn
5) *Get Laid*

*Thing Which Will Be Unlikley...*

#13
1. Have my spawn.
2. Become awesome at guitar.
3. Master all types of saxes.
4. Play in a porno soundtrack w/ my guitar.
5. H4\/3 T3H BUTT53CKZOR5!
#14
1. make it in a awesome band, play shows and make music ppl enjoy
2. get a wife and kids
3. become godly at gutar and el theorio
4. visit/play shows in different countries O.O
5. be happy :]
#15
1. join a famous band and start getting hot chicks
2. **** all the hot chicks in the world
3. contract every STD in the world
4. give it to every hot chick in the world
5. proceed and laugh as every reasonably lucky guy in the world gets gonorrhea.
#17
1.)Get a cup
2.)Put boiling water in the cup.
3.)Put a teabag in the cup
4.)Put 2 sugars in the cup.
5.)Stir and enjoy.

I love tea. I really do.
Of course, to some extent, I am taking the piss. What i really want:

1.) Get my doctorate in Aerospace Engineering.
2.) Learn to play the acoustic solo from wonderboy.
3.) Get my Private/Commercial pilots license with instrument ratings.
4.) Find a girl that i can relate to and settle down with.
5.) Watch my future kids succeed at ANYTHING they want to succeed in. (Obv. within reason)
#19
Quote by Pastorius666
1. join a famous band and start getting hot chicks
2. **** all the hot chicks in the world
3. contract every STD in the world
4. give it to every hot chick in the world
5. proceed and laugh as every reasonably lucky guy in the world gets gonorrhea.


Sorry to say, but your package would last maybe 2 weeks before falling off with every STD ripping it. And no girl regardless of fame will want to go anywhere near the, *ahem*, Cauliflower Cock. Or it might end up looking something like a mushroom forest.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#21
1. Meet Les Claypool
2. Fly in an F-16
3. Go To Oktoberfest in germany
4. Visit Amsterdam
5. Go to another music festival with my friends

in that order then die
#22
1. Save the World
2. Have sex with many hot girls
3. Get better at Guitar/Start a band
4. Take a motorcycle trip across the USA
5. That's about it.
#24
1. Have a relationship with someone.
2. Have actually had a job; earned money.
3. Have a go at driving.
4. -
5. -

Life's too short. I'm lazy, so other things can wait.
#25
1)get amazing at guitar
2)start a kickass band
3)get laid
4)appear in Guitar World or Guitar Player magazine
5)write an Epic metal song
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#27
1.)Go to Europe (Hopefully Amsterdam)
2.)Have a good relationship with someone you really care about.
3.)Take LSD
4.)Drive
5.)Write a song
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Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

Of course he got all the girls, he's Rick Astley.
#28
1.) Skydive (have been wanting to do this forever) and jump off of any other really high things
2.) Travel World
3.) Play in successful band
4.) Have a sexy wife who loves music too
5.) Have a marijuana garden
#29
Quote by ctb
1. Have a relationship with someone.
2. Have actually had a job; earned money.
3. Have a go at driving.
4. -
5. -

Life's too short. I'm lazy, so other things can wait.

If you had not included the last sentence, there could have been a, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR! You died in a car accident
#30
1. play in a successful band
2. travel the world
3. be happy with partner
4. see all my favorit bands
5. gibson customs lol
#31
Quote by swordsrkewl
1. Travel the word
2. Skydive
3. Have sex with hot chick
4. Become an accomplished guitarist
5. Make lots of money doing something I like.



how can you travel the word?
#32
1 - Finish Uni with a decent grade, maybe go on to do a doctorate or a profesorship
2 - Travel the world for a few years (visit all teh kewl places)
3 - Get a motorbike liscence (while traveling the world, so a could tour about on a harley)
4 - Open a music bar/gig venue king-tuts esque joint
5 - find "her" and settl down, live long enough to see children/grandkids become something better than I.
Land of my high endeavor,
Land of the shining river,
Land of my heart forever,
Scotland the brave
#33
Quote by dantheguitarist
If you had not included the last sentence, there could have been a, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR! You died in a car accident


If I die tomorrow, I'm sorry for lying to you all.
#34
1. Get a high education
2. Achieve true happiness
3. Truly understand life and death
4. teach music
5. ???????????????
#35
1) play and write music
2) buy a house in the mountains up north
3) find a nice girl and settle down
4) walk through a mall one day and see a kid with my band's logo/name on his shirt
5) have two kids and raise them right
6) enjoy the golden years with my wife
#36
1) Write a concept album
2) Play with or at least meet Carlos Santana
3) Decide on a career that I will enjoy and make decent money
4) F*ck Ana Farris
5) Have a family
Gear
Schecter C-1 Artist
Vox AD15VT
Epiphone EJ-200 Acoustic
#37
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1. Wank on top of the Empire State Building.
2. Wank on top of Mount Rushmore.
3. Wank on top of the Statue of Liberty.
4. Wank on top of the Eiffel Tower
5. Wank on top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

I would have put Mount Everest as one, but its WAY too cold up there.


Sigged.


Now if only I knew how...
The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.-John Cage
#38
1. Go to college
2. Get a job doing something I like while making a sufficient amount of money
3. Get married to someone I'm happy with
4. Own a big house
5. Have children
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#40
1. Graduate from university with a degree in English literature and Russian studies
2. Become a fully qualified teacher, as well as gaining a TEFL qualification
3. Live and work in Russia teaching English as a language
4. Own a room full of old books
5. Fuck a (much) older man.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
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