#1
my friend (Who is female) just told me she lost her virginity to a ketchup bottle in front of her best friend cause her cousin told her to at the age of 4.
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

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#4
How old is this "friend" now?
The good times are killing me.


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#8
I don't think that counts as losing one's virginity.

But yeah, your friend's kinda weird.
Who dat?
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NO YOU DI'N'T
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

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How old is this "friend" now?



well remember i posted a thread a few days ago about my other friend who got herpes at an orgy at the age of 13? yeah these two are best friends.
#17
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I bet that really happened...


You cant lose you virginity to a inanimate object.



as in she broke her hymen
#18
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NO YOU DI'N'T

YAA I DID SISTAH
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#19
wouldnt the little lip on the bottle make teh bottle open when she took it out? if so, ketchup up the wahooey
#20
That's not possible. She'd bleed, a lot.
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#22
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That's not possible. She'd bleed, a lot.



That's why he told her to use ketchup
#23
Please tell me she at least didn't waste the ketchup and make a sandwich or something afterward.
#25
theres a girl at my school who did this but instead of a ketchup bottle she used a shampoo bottle and squirted the shampoo into her self
#26
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theres a girl at my school who did this but instead of a ketchup bottle she used a shampoo bottle and squirted the shampoo into her self



hawt!
#28
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This is a terrible thread. who likes kittens?


I freakin' LOVE kittens!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#30
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i never said she didnt

No but like
It's not physically possible. Unless she was an expert leg-spreader at 4
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#31
... was it one of those glass ones... and wouldn't that like... break her
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#33
i tried sticking a twig in my penis when I was 4 cuz some girl was masturbating like that in front of me, and I was like "you ain't so tough".
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It's not physically possible. Unless she was an expert leg-spreader at 4



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