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#1
I'm beginning a motion to have our beloved 3rd letter of the alphabet be revoked. Our new alphabet will have 25 letters; a much nicer number than 26. D will be the new 3rd letter. No one will miss C.

My reasoning is simple. There is no point in having the letter C.

As far as I know, it can be pronounced two ways. First, like the 11th letter in our alphabet (soon to be 10th), the letter K. An example, is in the word "colour".

The second pronunciation is like the 19th letter of our alphabet (soon to be 18th), the letter S. An example of this is in the word "circus".

There you have it. C, is useless. Both it's useses can be replaced by an existing letter, therefore making C, pointless.

Goodbye C.
#2
What the hell will happen to chairs and bitches?!

I objekt!
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#5
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What the hell will happen to chairs and bitches?!

I objekt!

You can sit on a kare.

Bitkes.
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#7
*bolds all the c's you used*
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#9
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What the hell will happen to chairs and bitches?!

I objekt!


Dammit.
#10
Well, I was in agreement until I read Dreadnought's post.

Unless we could find some other amalgamation of pre-existing letters which could mimic the "ch" sound.
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#11
What the hell?


My name is Corey.
If you spell it with a K, that is the GIRL way to spell it. My name will have to be Orey then. But Orey sucks because it reminds me of O rly and that damn owl. Man I want to fuuu- I mean kill that owl.
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#13
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Dammit.



BWAHAHAHA.

That's just about the most satisfaction I've ever gotten from using school-taught knowledge!
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#15
Quote by synpet713192
it really is pointless... So is X...

KS = X

Plus it will make the hardkore kids sad



ironic since you use "A7X" in your profile

just saw the irony
#16
Well, if this went into motion, then my name would be Kris, therefore proving everyone who's ever misspelled my name right...that would suck!
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#18
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Dammit.


owned.
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#21
C is for Cookie!

And don't forget it.
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#22
Quote by freedoms_stain
yeah, how do we do "ch" now?

"tshair" "bitshez" "tshampions"

looks like Russian now.


Sorry, only the great Dreadnought can pwn that thoroughly. Be gone.
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#23
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BWAHAHAHA.

That's just about the most satisfaction I've ever gotten from using school-taught knowledge!


Did they ever teach you about the hidden letter? That's right... there's a letter that we've been using since we were kids, and we haven't known about it. At first, I was hesitant to tell you, but now, I have to. The letter resembles a combination of two letters. Behold:

ch

Our new 26th letter.

C is still gone.
#24
Well in spanish ch is a separate letter, maybe replace c with ch.

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#25
This will **** up music theory big time, adding in the letter h with the removal of c, every last textbook will become obsolete.

As a matter of fact, all written media containing the letter c will be obsolete. Best marketing idea ever.
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Quote by rainman5190
ironic since you use "A7X" in your profile

just saw the irony

Nowhere in my profile does it say "A7X."

Also, the band's actual name is Avenged Sevenfold, so it doesn't really matter. I wouldn't mind having to type it out.
#27
You took my idea!
I was thinking just used k or s instead of c.
And just c instead of ch.

So we kould still klimb on cairs to touc the seiling!
(I was just trying to use the different changes.)
#28
Quote by mercedesisbenz
This will **** up music theory big time, adding in the letter h with the removal of c, every last textbook will become obsolete.

As a matter of fact, all written media containing the letter c will be obsolete. Best marketing idea ever.

note one more reason why we should re place W with UU instead of taking out C.
#29
Quote by MySweetFracture
My name will have to be Orey then. But Orey sucks because it reminds me of O rly and that damn owl.

Well, you know. If you substituted the "y" for an "n," you would have Oren, which is the mystical emblem that gives Atreyu strength in The Neverending Story. And that would kind of rock.

At least... I believe that's the way it's spelled. Oren.
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#30
Why don't we just get rid of K's?

..Though, I like K's choice.
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#31
This kant be! This krap wont work good! Your a krazy son of a bitkh!
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#32
If we have words like "replased" and "kall", I will stop speaking English.

And holy ****, what about the note!?!
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#33
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Why don't we just get rid of K's?

..Though, I like K's choice.

My name starts with K, Kenny...
#34
On second thought! Lets lose the alphabet!
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#35
**** that, let's get rid of X. Used in like 5 words in the whole english language, and all the "hXc" and "sXe" kids will be screwed.
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#36
Quote by Thornography
Did they ever teach you about the hidden letter? That's right... there's a letter that we've been using since we were kids, and we haven't known about it. At first, I was hesitant to tell you, but now, I have to. The letter resembles a combination of two letters. Behold:

ch

Our new 26th letter.

C is still gone.
I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny ... but actually ch is considered a single letter in many dialects.

There are lots of letters that have entered our alphabet and disappeared. A good example of this is the
Thorn character that was replaced by "th". In this case it's the opposite of what you've described. We had a single character that was replaced by two separate characters.

One thing that a lot of people don't realize that is that the letter "Y" has often been used to replace the Thorn and because the Thorn no longer exists in modern English people often mispronounce Old English words that use "Y" in it's place. Example: "Ye Old English" ... a lot of people pronounce it "yeee" but the "Y" is supposed to be pronounced "th" and so the phrase is "The Old English".
#37
Quote by TooFast
You kan sit on a kare.

Bitkes.


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#38
Quote by iheartprog
ummm what about basic music theory... C is kinda important.


You can play in the key of K!
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#39
free the C!

i wont have any predudise against any of my letters.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#40
Actually, Q is even more useless. In English, it's always used as K.

Let's compromise and make Q into Ch. As in Chair, Qair. Or Bitches, Biqes.

X is also dumb, but convenient. X has no distinct pronunciation of its own. It can be spelled out by Ecks.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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