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My friends and I got into an extremely interesting conversation the other day which went on forever and I thought I'd share with the pit. So here is how it goes.

God comes down from heaven and says to the 6 billion people on earth, "You may all pick one super-human ability. If someone else chooses it, then you may not choose it. You have 60 seconds..."

So here is the fun part...all of the good and obvious ones, apparition, invisibility, invincibility, telepathy, flying, etc... will most likely be taken already, so you need to think of some really obscure ability that you can do that nobody else in the WORLD will think of. GO!

An example: My choice was to be able to grow any plant I wanted anywhere I wanted with the point of a finger.
#3
Hmmm. Shape-shifting into a giant platypus.

Edit: On second thought, the ability to make myself have whatever power I want. I think I came up with that within 60 seconds too...

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#6
If this actually happened you'd have 6 billion people shouting out invisibility, invincibility, flight, strength, spit fire, etc... very few people would actually come up with any real powers before their 60 seconds were up.

My first request would be the ability to crap $100 bills.
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#8
^what if you were too high to snap back?

I'd want the ability to jump as far as I can throw a tennis ball.
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#9
make people cum at will.

It'd be so useful even in non-sexual circumstances. Like the film orgazmo.

Get in an arguement? make other guy cum in his pants and I guarantee he won't want to argue anymore.

Someone tries to mug you? make them cum in their pants.

the possibilities are endless.
#10
cat morphing. not me morphing into a cat but the ability to turn things into cats
#11
Time travel.
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make people cum at will.

It'd be so useful even in non-sexual circumstances. Like the film orgazmo.

Get in an arguement? make other guy cum in his pants and I guarantee he won't want to argue anymore.

Someone tries to mug you? make them cum in their pants.

the possibilities are endless.

Dude that's genius...

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I would want to be able to instantly grow guitar strings form my body and control them, like tentacles.

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#16
To have infinite superpower abilitys for an infinite time.

And why did I assume this thread was going to be spam from yesterday ><
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#18
being able to harness the force of the entire pit and shoot it in one focused beam. i would have no enemies.
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to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. or the power to control the earth, like magneto with dirt
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#21
the ability to copy other people's abilities!

i win!
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#22
being able to summon jennifer love hewitt naked to deal with unwanted phantoms and ghouls
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cat morphing. not me morphing into a cat but the ability to turn things into cats


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snap my fingers to get high, snap them again to get not high.


thats tight haha
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#31
For any amount of money I want to be in my pocket (preverbial "pocket" as well. I realize that unless it's a check, trillions of dollars will not fit in my pocket) when I need/want it.
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I'd have the ability to turn random objects into money! Dirty bedroom? A lawn that needs raking? No problem, just turn all those leaves, old clothes, dirty dishes, and hooker corpses into cold, hard cash!
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#33
I'd want the ability that when I clapped my hands once i could make someone laugh uncontrollably and then i clap twice to make them stop.
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#35
Orgasm at will so I could finally have multiple orgasms.
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#37
Make the girls around me orgasm at will. When they find out I have that power... omg I'd be the king of awesome.


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#39
The power to have correct change 100% of the time
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haha

You good sir, win.

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