#1
so a buddy of mine told me about some navy seal making his own extreme workout with a towel with he was in prison or something..

has anyone ever heard of this or where i could find it?
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#3
doesnt surprise me, but not likely if he was in prison that he would have a towel to do with whatever he wanted, especially considering he could commit suicide that way. (not commenting on navy seal, commenting on most rulse of prisons)
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#4
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I don't want to know what he does with the towel.


I'm pretty sure he masturbates on it. That's a pretty good workout.
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#5
You can do some good back, neck, and shoulder exercises using a towel.
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#6
Why don't you just go to a gym? I guarantee you can get a better workout rather than using a towel.
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Why don't you just go to a gym? I guarantee you can get a better workout rather than using a towel.


If you do, don't forget to bring a towel!
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#8
The towel is for 2 things in the workout,

1)whipping bumcheeks in the shower and then

2)cleaning up after the circle jerk
#9
alright children settle down...

you twist the towel up and use it to do stretches that build strength, and by prison i think it was a POW thing.. im just not sure exacly what hes doing, but im sure its similar to dynamic tension workouts

and brown925 you cant guarantee anything.. so STFU
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If you do, don't forget to bring a towel!


You actually made me laugh out loud. Well played, sir.
#11
You can learn to do some crazy **** with a towel by watching the Bourne Ultimatum.
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#12
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You can learn to do some crazy **** with a towel by watching the Bourne Ultimatum.



yes just as im sure you learnt how to be a badass karate master by watchin the matrix
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yes just as im sure you learnt how to be a badass karate master by watchin the matrix

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ULTIAMTE LULZ!!!! seriously i actually loled here


and once again, i think it was a POW camp.. and he was doin this without their knowledge.

and have any of you been locked up? i did a year and then some.. and yes it is very possible to have a towel
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The towel is for 2 things in the workout,

1)whipping bumcheeks in the shower and then

2)cleaning up after the circle jerk


Who the **** uses a towel to clean up jizz? I mean that just defies everything that is good in the world.
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#17
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The only workout he got in prison probably wasn't voluntary.



dear god... why say anything if you have NOTHING TO SAY
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dear god... why say anything if you have NOTHING TO SAY
Where were you incarcerated ? You might want to considering suing them since they apparently failed to return to you your sense of humour upon your discharge.
#20
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alright children settle down...

you twist the towel up and use it to do stretches that build strength, and by prison i think it was a POW thing.. im just not sure exacly what hes doing, but im sure its similar to dynamic tension workouts

and brown925 you cant guarantee anything.. so STFU



this is most likely correct. my high school wrestling team used part of a navy seal workout. the navy seals main focus while working out is to do body weight workouts or the previously mentioned dynamic tension workouts. they do not use heavy weights or machines other than their own body and maybe a towel. the purpose of these workouts is to burn fat, and build lean and tone muscle rather than bulk muscle.
#21
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dear god... why say anything if you have NOTHING TO SAY


Um... Am I in the wrong forum? have you ever read a thread in the pit before?
#22
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yes just as im sure you learnt how to be a badass karate master by watchin the matrix


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Don't diss learning martial arts from movies. I've gotten out of many street fights thanks to my extensive knowledge of jet li movies.

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#26
i call BS on anyone kicking any ass after watching The One, Matrix, Kung Fu Hustle or Enter the Dragon..

and brown.. just because your in the pit doesnt mean you have to be a dumb ass
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