#1
So I am talking to this chick over txting, and she's basically as open about sex as us guys are. So I need some advice...what should I do?
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#5
...fap?
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#11
bang her
duh
most chicks i talk to are pretty open about sex
especially when texting
this one girl goes out of her way to text me when she got out of the shower and is looking at herself naked in the mirror
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#12
you didn't watch one of those commercials with the hot chicks that say stuff like "txt flirt to [insert number here]" did you?
#13
do her
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#14
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bang her
duh
most chicks i talk to are pretty open about sex
especially when texting
this one girl goes out of her way to text me when she got out of the shower and is looking at herself naked in the mirror


..........wow I wish I had friends like that
#15
Nah, this chick that is the cousin of some dude I know at school.

Most results say secks. I just need to find out more...because my friends get a little bit apprehensive, but they're like...prudish.
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#16
Quote by solitaryshell90

..........wow I wish I had friends like that


rofl i know
she texts me saying her boobs are sweaty and stuff like that
but im too much of a dumbass like TS here to make a move
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#17
fingerbang a dude lol
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#18
Hey, :P

It's 10 pm at night, and I got a cold. I'm too stupid haha.

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Quote by Ez0ph
rofl i know
she texts me saying her boobs are sweaty and stuff like that
but im too much of a dumbass like TS here to make a move

............switch places for a day?
no seriously, I used to have a lady friend tell me **** like that all the time, turns out she was just a c*ck tease
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#21
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Tell her you'll show her yours if she shows you hers. Then you'll both pretty much have to bang.

I bet this would work.
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#22
Heh. Maybe so.
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#23
lol... Do her proper!
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#24
Quote by solitaryshell90
............switch places for a day?
no seriously, I used to have a lady friend tell me **** like that all the time, turns out she was just a c*ck tease


yeah i know
we used to talk 24/7 nonstop from wake to sleep
and now i stopped talking to her
for no reason
but i wont break
on the principle of the thing
which i cant figure out
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#25
Quote by Ez0ph
bang her
duh
most chicks i talk to are pretty open about sex
especially when texting
this one girl goes out of her way to text me when she got out of the shower and is looking at herself naked in the mirror

Because you're UG's sex machine and they should know that.
#26
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Because you're UG's sex machine and they should know that.


damn straight
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#27
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for no reason
but i wont break
on the principle of the thing
which i cant figure out

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rofl
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#34
She's DTF, Down To Fuck, Pee in Vagee. She wants your penis in or around her mouth.
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#35
i don't understand what you need advice about, i don't see a problem... maybe take it to the sex thread if that's what you're after?
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