So..in order to do my girlfriend in the bum she said she wanted to get to pick a thing to do to me after and I suggested ballsucking (T bag). She agreed but afterwards said "**** I gotta go home I left the stove on"

I was suspicious at first so I said "Ok".

Now..the predicament.

She came back about 20 minutes ago and had a bag from the sex store...I asked what was in and she said a strap on.

Holy **** I think I am gonna get sodomized by my girlfriend. I feel groggy like she durgged my drink too.

Should I run? kill? **** im screwt.
dude GTFO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and your on UG?

I call shenanigans.
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Make sure to use lube.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that

Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Make sure to use lube.

LOTS of it
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hm...while you're there getting your ass rammed, you might aswell film it and put it up on UG for lolz
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Wow, that's hawt.

EDIT: Well, up until the point where the strap-on goes all brown, I guess.
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I was about to ask why you would want to see TS being dominated from behind by his gf, but then I just looked at your username.