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#1
NO! not the dolphins!

http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html

The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you."
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#4
^ jellyfish aren't that cute.
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^ jellyfish aren't that cute.



Yes they are, so cute and squishy ^_^



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#9
lol that chimp should play safety, thay guy got owned
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#10
lol that guy got owned by the chimps.
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#11
^ ah, you got me there.

Edit: at Sock demon.
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Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

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#13
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Made my day!


Yeah.

Looks like hes going to end up with 'a complimentary "Killed to death by a fucking hippo" tombstone.'

#15
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not all jellyfish can kill you :/



No, but they can give you painful lacerations that you won't soon forget.




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#21
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What was the title of this thread again....................................


on another note, what about polar bears?

The article doesn't say kill.


And polar bears aren't the type of animal that makes you think: "Oh what a cute little polar bear, I wonder what happens if I pet it."

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#22
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The article doesn't say kill.


And polar bears aren't the type of animal that makes you think: "Oh what a cute little polar bear, I wonder what happens if I pet it."



lol i know people that would though

but i volunteer in a zoo and i've seen some people that want to pet the leopards
#23
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The Platypus are cute?

Since when?



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#27
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Made my day!




Thats the funniest thing ive seen here

Check the expression on the guys face!! says it all!!

#30
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I dunno about you guys but I think Jellyfish are quite creepy looking creatures.


+1

Fu*king hate them with a passion.
#32
I love the way this guy writes his articles! They're awesome!
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#34
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This is why you don't try to steal a hippo's bike.
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Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

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#35
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Nicely done.

You could jsut put n**** stole my bike and that would have been sufficient, no point everyone doing Yoda speak now, is there?
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#36
They have an odd definition of "cute"
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#37
The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you."
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#38
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The Platypus are cute?

Since when?



*Platypi

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The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you."



Wow. Deja Vu.

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