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#1
ok i just read in another thread, someone said something about a jizz sock.

this reminded of one of the first guys i dated, when we ever did anything, he would always cum into a sock, but with him it was the same sock over and over again.

i thought he was crazy but here i am reading other people doing it!!
and the other week i went to my friends house and sat on his couch in his room and the cover sheet was all hard and stiff and he said he used it to clean his jizz!!

WTF!!!
what happend to a good old tissue guys?

its gets me thinking tho, if ur gunna cum in a sock and on your couch, where else have u guys wiped, shot, stained ur love juice????
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#2
It seems my expertise are needed

Socks are reusable.

Tissues aren't

When your mother sees the heap of tissues in your litter bin, then what?
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#4
What the ****...

They are very weird...

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When your mother sees the heap of tissues in your litter bin, then what?


Flush them down the toilet?
#9
I've never understood the sock thing, Im a tissues man.




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#10
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Huh, are we meant to use socks and/or tissues?

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#11
and curtains too, ive heard people talk about wiping it or shooting it into the curtains.

thats disgusting!!!!


from what im hearing u guys probly lift up the mattres of your beds and let fly under there!!!

omg i dont think i can stay at another guys house again......
i think i need a drink
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#12
Iv always prefered tissues myself, easier to hide (disposable down the toilet) than a hard and crusty sock with slightly off-white stains.
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and curtains too, ive heard people talk about wiping it or shooting it into the curtains.


Why?!?!?!?!?!?!

from what im hearing u guys probly lift up the mattres of your beds and let fly under there!!!


I'm alright thanks...
#15
Tissues are better
although i have used socks in rare cases...
and uh....whenever im with my girl and were doing things...i aint shootin it on no sock...
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#18
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"*grunt

*grunt

*gruunt

get the sock,

*GRRUUUNT

Quick get my sock!!!!!!!"
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#19
Don't wank --> No problem
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#20
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"*grunt

*grunt

*gruunt

get the sock,

*GRRUUUNT

Quick get my sock!!!!!!!"

I think my mind just shut down from sheer 'what the ****'
#21
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"*grunt

*grunt

*gruunt

get the sock,

*GRRUUUNT

Quick get my sock!!!!!!!"



#22
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Don't wank --> No problem

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#23
First, tissue sticks and tears. The toilet is alright, but what if your laying in bed. A sock can fit like a condom and there is little clean up. Then you just throw it in the wash and it's reusable. The sock is the most efficient.

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#24
Quote by sammi-ellen
"*grunt

*grunt

*gruunt

get the sock,

*GRRUUUNT

Quick get my sock!!!!!!!"

maybe you should spit? :P

In all seriousness I keep a roll of toilet paper in my room for any times I feel the need to jizz when my gf isn't around.
#25
Oh god....im dieng here!! HAHAHAA
the "grunt get the sock" thing got me busting up...
=[ and now im off to school
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#26
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#27
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maybe you should spit? :P

this guy tasted like off japanese honey in sawdust, no thanks
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First, tissue sticks and tears. The toilet is alright, but what if your laying in bed. A sock can fit like a condom and there is little clean up. Then you just throw it in the wash and it's reusable. The sock is the most efficient.

Skeet skeet.

This man knows wha he's talking about. Socks are a valuable part of our modern day society.
#29
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I'd never use a sock. WTF?

Tissue is your friend. Nice sig btw

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#31
i dont get the sock "re useable" idea,

i mean why not just go to the kitchen and let fly in a coffee mug??

u can wash them up, like nothing ever happend!!
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#33
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i dont get the sock "re useable" idea,

i mean why not just go to the kitchen and let fly in a coffee mug??

u can wash them up, like nothing ever happend!!

Drink much coffee out of a sock do ya?

Not like your feet will complain, they already smell of cheese, they might as well taste of salt
#35
Quote by sammi-ellen

from what im hearing u guys probly lift up the mattres of your beds and let fly under there!!!

omg i dont think i can stay at another guys house again......
i think i need a drink


You sure someone hasn't jizzed in you glasses or cups yet?


And who had a t-shirt they came on, I remember them posting a picture as proof!
#36
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I just go in a glass and drink it when it's full. Isn't that what everyone does?
#38
i;ve always wondered what you do with your jizz when you have had a blowjob or sex, so you put it in a sock?
#39
Ah in regards to my first post above it was metal claw with the jizz shirt



But that's the kind of hi-jinks we expect from him!
#40
once i went into a fan, usually i use a tissue or just straight into the garbage can, Socks wtf??
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