#1
Have you ever been caught jerkin the gurken by yer freinds mum? I haven't just thought it'd be cool to read some stories wait that makes me sound kinda sick ah well I don't give a turd monkey
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One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

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#4
Quote by Gurgle!Argh!
i can tell that you are 14 years old.


Really? What gave you that idea?
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#5
yes my friends mom totally saw me jacking off to 10 black guys penetrating some chick and the I accidently totally blew my load on her thus killing her the end...you perv
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#6
Quote by StrokeMidnight
Really? What gave you that idea?



think a little :rolleyes
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#9
haha doss man ye 14 rules
Quote by postmortem2006


One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

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#10
actually my friends mom caught his friend that was sleeping ove jacking it in the morning...how embarassing
#11
yes, but then she felt bad and finished me.
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#12
wow your a really cool kid ts.....
ive been caught my friends mom smoking buddah in my friends house.... many times actually haha but thats not awkward like what your talking about
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#13
Quote by saxaxe
My friend and I were penis fencing one time and his mom walked in.

Killed the moment.


*Cookie to whoever gets the reference*



i get it, gimme Cookie motthafuka
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#14
Yes, my friends mom did catch me. This was not when I was a kid, this was last saturday.
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#16
Quote by linus.d
think a little :rolleyes


I really hope you got the sarcasm in that.
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#18
my friend and I were playing ookie cookie and when we finished his mom walked by and ate the cookie. didn't have the heart to tell her...
#19
Quote by StrokeMidnight
I really hope you got the sarcasm in that.


In order for sarcasm to be detectable over the internet, make sure you put a "" after the post.
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#20
Quote by saxaxe
My friend and I were penis fencing one time and his mom walked in.

Killed the moment.


*Cookie to whoever gets the reference*

sword fight anyone?
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#22
Quote by Stentroll
In order for sarcasm to be detectable over the internet, make sure you put a "" after the post.


I always thought that meant you were an idiot if someone put a rolled eyes and quoted you.

YOU CALLIN' ME AN IDIOT FOO!

Whatever.

I thought if it was blatantly obvious you wouldn't have too...
The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.-John Cage