#1
So I have two Michael Jackson jokesss..
Which one is the best??!
There both in my sig.
#2
They're both crap.

Why did Michael Jackson hire Boyz II Men?

He thought they were a delivery company.
#4
...You spelled acne wrong. Actually, you spelled many words wrong in both your sig and your post.

And the jokes aren't funny.
#7
What did the man say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my son."
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#8
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...You spelled acne wrong. Actually, you spelled many words wrong in your sig and post.

And the jokes aren't funny.


Me not care.
#9
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What did the man say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my son."


haha thats pretty good.
#12
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TS, are you ten?


No but i'm bored and this is the pit
1+1= MJ joke thread.
DUH!
#14
When's MJ's favorite time to go shopping?


When little boy's pants are half off!


What do MJ and an XBox have in common?

They're both made of plastic and little boys turn them on!


Yeah this thread doesn't need to exist.
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#15
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TS, are you ten?

I would say 9 and a half...
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#17
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2005 called, he wants his MJ jokes back.


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#18
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lololol gotta b the 2nd 1

what?
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So much down syndrome

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#19
Q.What do Michael Jackson and anchovies have in common? A.They both come on little crackers.
#21
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson?

Margaret Thatcher didn't like miners
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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#23
What's the difference between MJ and a fridge? A fridge doesn't molest children

What's the difference between MJ and a tree? A tree doesn't molest children

What's the difference between MJ and NASA? NASA doesn't molest children

What's the difference between MJ and the law of conservation of mass? the law of conservation of mass doesn't molest children

What's the difference between MJ and archaeopteryx? archaeopteryx doesn't molest children

Oh, and for anyone who doesn't know what an archaeopteryx is...

#24
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ROFL!!!! hahahahah!!!!!
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#25
Q: who has the best selling record of all time, and millions of fans?
A: Not you, you are a kid on the internet bashing somebody who is better than you.

Get a life.
#26
Why did Michael Jackson cross the street?


To fuck a little boy.
Now it's 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your un-cool niece
#27
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Q: who has the best selling record of all time, and millions of fans?
A: Not you, you are a kid on the internet bashing somebody who is better than you.

Get a life.

Yeah, your right.
MJ isn't gay, for all of you who think hes gay and hate him only because of that, get out of your mothers closet, you suck.
Avenged Sevenfold Fan, proud of it.
#28
Quote by Mannypedraza
Yeah, your right.
MJ isn't gay, for all of you who think hes gay and hate him only because of that, get out of your mothers closet, you suck.


He may not be gay, but he is a horrible father (which is why I'm not fond of him).


Like... Chris Benoit bad.
Now it's 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your un-cool niece
#29
You failed on the second one. It's:
"What's worse than Michael Jackson babysitting your kids?
Ian Huntley bathing them."
RULE BRITANNIA
#30
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and the Threadstarter?

One's a paedophile the other's a international pop star
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#32
What do mcdonalds n MJ have in common?


they both like to stick meat inbetween 12yr-old buns
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