#1
I can never tell my folks what I'm really doing even if I wanted to. I just can't tell them because I grew up with them always disapproving of stuff, I guess I just got used to it. I'm a compulsive liar to them that's why it's bull when they say they know me too much about me to not know I'm up to no good. They just catch me, but they don't know me.

I bet they'll get a heart attack if they did know.


How about you?

What do you always lie about?
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#3
my age.

>.>

<.<

(kidding, kidding...)

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srsly.


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#4
if im texting someone i will never tel my parents who.

also, if i go over a friends house to have sex with their girlfriends cousin, i wont tell my parents.
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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#5
[internet]penis size[/internet]
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#6
Penis size. It's the Pit i wanted to be first to say.

FUCK!!!!
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#7
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Penis size. It's the Pit i wanted to be first to say.


EPIC FAIL!
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#8
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EPIC FAIL!


You're epic fail!.....n00b
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#9
Why do you need to tell other guys how big your penis is? Are they suppose to do something about it?
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#10
I don't lie. I tell them half the truth.
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#11
i didn't tell my parents about my girlfriend until 3 months after we started going out. i'm kinda like brodie from mallrats.
#12
I do that as well, if I'm going to a mate's house I'll say I'm going for a meal with mates. If I'm going to one place, I'll say I'm going to another.
#13
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Why do you need to tell other guys how big your penis is? Are they suppose to do something about it?


I only tell my penis size to horses. They're the only ones who understand me...

On another note, I always lie about my age. Not because I care about it, but because I like to mess with people's heads.
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#15
I lie about my name when I meet people who are drunk. I know they won't remember and ask me again, which I respond with a different name.
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#16
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I only tell my penis size to horses. They're the only ones who understand me...

On another note, I always lie about my age. Not because I care about it, but because I like to mess with people's heads.



I lie about my age, too. But just to get into R-rated movies.
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#17
damn! this is pretty hard because i am not going to lie, but i feel uncomfortable when i lie. I am not going to say that i have never lied before but there is nothing that i permanently lie about. If i have a crush on a girl and some dude that i distrust asks me if i like her, i won't lie, instead, i would change the subject or run. lol
#18
Homework, school, why I come home smelling like smoke when I'm hanging out with friends (They smoke, I don't)
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#19
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Why do you need to tell other guys how big your penis is? Are they suppose to do something about it?


Penises were MEANT for competition. Haven't you ever heard of a **** fight?
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#20
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Homework, school, why I come home smelling like smoke when I'm hanging out with friends (They smoke, I don't)


Right.

>.>

<.<

Kidding, man.
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#21
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Penises were MEANT for competition. Haven't you ever heard of a **** fight?



Holy...I need to watch that!
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#23
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Holy...I need to watch that!



Now why in the world would you want to?


I don't lie often, but when I do, it usually has something to do with my schoolwork.