#5
HAIL HITLER!!! jk. but germany is pretty sweet.
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#7
Q: how do you know you've just driven into Germany?

A: the cows become hotter, then the women.


Somehow I thought this would be appropriate
#8
Ahh Germany. Home of... Grolsch.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#10
German people annoy me
Norways where its at
I <3 Drugs.

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#12
haha, ich liebe es, wenn diese stereotypischen nazi-sauerkraut-bratwurst hymnen ausgepackt werden... ihr verdammten waffengeilen, patriotischen und fetten amis mit euren geländewägen -.- mal im ernst: ihr hängt eure flaggen jeden morgen vors haus, in deutschland wäre ein solcher patriotismus gleich falsch aufgefasst...

...btw you forgot rammstein
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#13
Mein name ist Deustch!
UND
Ich bin müde.
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#14
Buch Dich

I'm german but can't speak it. I'll attempt learning it eventually.
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#16
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Buch Dich


well that meant "book you".
You want to book him, as if he was some peson one could book. Like let's say a hooker? You wanna screw TS?
#17
Germany is amazing. VeeDub love.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#18
italians are 2 cool to be bashed and even more important: don't bash an italian... the mafia will get ya. @ IronNecrosis: you meant "Bück dich", right? it actually means "bow down" and has a strong ambiguous meaning as you can see
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#19
Darf ich zum WC gehen, bitte?
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#20
seeeehr gut, FloyDZeD.
Ok, du darfst, aber nur, wenn du dir die Hände wäschst!
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#21
Quote by FloyDZeD
Darf ich zum WC gehen, bitte?



That is not a nice way to say it, you rather say:
"Ich muss kacken".

If you walk through a german city and shout this all the time, everybody's going to love you. Trust me.
#22
yeah and basically you need to say "Ich bin schwul" to people you meet the first time. This way you can assure people can trust you
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#23
Yesterday in my Global History class we learned about the T4 program.
Will says:
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER!
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know if I can help it.

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#24
now just **** on that period... it's now over 60 years ago and every german will tell you that hitler is the biggest asshole of all.... I really regret what happened
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#25
germany for the win!! i love it!!

Waren ist jeder von in Deutschland?
ich bin von Leipzig, Offensichtlich.
#27
i iz no da skorpiens persnaly LOL.

More seriously: Does "Du bist einen dummscheiss" make sense in German at all?
#30
I have the opportunity to goto Germany next summer. That is, if I can come up with about $3,500 in time.
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#31
Quote by Daron Malakian
haha, ich liebe es, wenn diese stereotypischen nazi-sauerkraut-bratwurst hymnen ausgepackt werden... ihr verdammten waffengeilen, patriotischen und fetten amis mit euren geländewägen -.- mal im ernst: ihr hängt eure flaggen jeden morgen vors haus, in deutschland wäre ein solcher patriotismus gleich falsch aufgefasst...

...btw you forgot rammstein


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#32
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Huzzah for the search bar. On a more German note: Ich habe meinin Fuss gegessen.


It's "Ich habe meinen Fuss gegessen" and means "I just ate my foot" which doesn't make sense at all ...
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#34
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i iz no da skorpiens persnaly LOL.

More seriously: Does "Du bist einen dummscheiss" make sense in German at all?


Nope.
Rather "Du bist ein Dummschiss" which means "You're a dumbass" oder "douchbag".

It's really hard for you guys to speak another language, is it?
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#36
Quote by MetalMegaMan
I'm 1/3 german.


how?

And us english only have on to thing to say about Germans and its 2 world wars and 1 world cup.
hello! I feel alot happier these day so feel loved by these so entertaining smiles

#37
I just spent three weeks in a small town called Schlitz near frankfurt for a summer course and it was ****in awesome
#38
you can argue about the 2 world wars (ok, the second was clearly "our" fault).

and it's 3 world cups if you refered to football
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#39
i can now insult people auf deutsch

du bist ein schlaff scheissebausch und du liebkost kleine Jungen
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#40
Quote by Daron Malakian
haha, ich liebe es, wenn diese stereotypischen nazi-sauerkraut-bratwurst hymnen ausgepackt werden... ihr verdammten waffengeilen, patriotischen und fetten amis mit euren geländewägen -.- mal im ernst: ihr hängt eure flaggen jeden morgen vors haus, in deutschland wäre ein solcher patriotismus gleich falsch aufgefasst...

...btw you forgot rammstein


LMAO