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#1
I've heard a bunch of crazy ones so I was wondering...

How does UG ask their girls out?
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#6
i say

"want to go out?"


i dont

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#7
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I cleverly disguise it as something else.

+1.

i'll mess around and say "so...single?" in a joking way.

either that or i ask "does this rag smell like chloroform"

Edit: Aha! Take that!
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#9
"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

had to be said


but seriously i've only had one girlfriend (who im still with) and she asked me out... although i was in the process of writing her a song to ask her out which when i gave it to her she loved it


EDIT: Damn beaten to it
#10
Easy. I just look at them and they swoon. Its all in the look.

Edit:

Then there is Rohypnol or Chloroform, or a baseball bat to the head.... A Plastic bag works too.
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#11
Me - So you wanna go out sometime?

Chick 1 - No!

*Walks to another chick*

Me - So you wanna go out sometime?

Chick 2 - No!

*Walks to another chick*

Me - So you wanna go out sometime?

Chick 3 - No!

*Walks to another chick*

Me - So you wanna go out sometime?

Chick 4 - No!
#12
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I don't

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#13
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+1.

i'll mess around and say "so...single?" in a joking way.

either that or i ask "does this rag smell like chloroform"


I knew that was coming.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#14
I prefer beating them unconsciousness and then raping them. It gives me the thrill of danger that I like.
#15
All of my relationships have started with getting drunk and naked.

The only way I've actually asked anybody out ever was when I turned around to a girl in English and said "hey, will you go out with me sometime?".
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#16
"Hey, is your father a thief? Because i think he raped me in jail!"
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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#17
i put them in a bag...

j/k
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#18
I usually just talk to them for a while and get to know them and then when I feel confident enough in their trust in me I say "you want to go see a movie or something sometime?"
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#20
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"Hey, is your father a thief? Because i think he raped me in jail!"


What's the rate of success on that one?
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#23
Prod her in the thigh with a raging erection.

Never fails.
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What's the rate of success on that one?


wait, i need to do the calculations:

lets see ive done it on.....um.........zero girls, so 2/0 is.....

O SHI-
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Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


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She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#26
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#27
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wait, i need to do the calculations:

lets see ive done it on.....um.........zero girls, so 2/0 is.....

O SHI-

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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#29
Hey, (enter name here) will you go out with me? Of course this is never out of nowhere, it usually comes after a few weeks of flirting.
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#30
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wait, i need to do the calculations:

lets see ive done it on.....um.........zero girls, so 2/0 is.....

O SHI-



Que?
#31
Just say "Now".

xD
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#34
Just ask them if they want to go see a movie.

If they say yes, good.

If they say no, reply with something like, "I didn't either, how about dinner?"

If they say no again, yell "CHARLIE MURPHAYYYYYY"

and the punch them in forehead.
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#36
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WHO DID I COPY-i mean umm....who copied my moves? the ladies love the pantless eyebrow raise, works everytime none of the time
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#37
But for the serious answers, when you say that, is it for an actual date, or one of those strange high school relationships where you never actually go on a date?
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#40
me:foreplay.foreplay to intercourse.
her:wtf?
me:be quick or be dead
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