#1
what songs get the ladys I've tried Spanish romance and bold as love by Hendrix and they didn't work.
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#4
i like big butts and i cannot lie.
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#5
Yeah search bar usually works pretty well. I mean its not like we have enough of these threads already.
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#7
Let's Get It ON by Marvin Gaye and basically anything by Otis Redding. It will not fail.
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#10
I'm pretty sure Everlong by the Foo Fighters got me my girl.

I played it to her and an hour later we were in bed.
#11
Jonas Brothers duh!

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#12
thunder by boys like girls, but good luck getting your voice as high as the lead singer =P you could sing the chorus an octave lower. or you could write something for her, that always is good.
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#13
I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse. She will be all over you.
Some Vai stuff would do nicely, like Salamanders in the Sun
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#14
Hey there delilah. The girls simply beg to get laid. Unfortunately some guys will to, and they are more forceful. But then you just beat them over the head with your guitar and pick the hottest chick and....you can figure out the rest
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You're ugly. No matter what song you play, you still won't get any poon.

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#17
scar tissue, another kind of green, pretty much any john mayer song

or Sir Psycho Sexy haha
#19
Songs don't get you girls, I'm sorry, but if you can't already get girls, you're not going to get them by playing some song.
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#20
Get some Plain White T's going on. Not just HTD gets teh girlz but basicaly anything they do will. Or of course there's Scar Tissue and Under the Bridge by the Chili Peppers. They work for me and I'm fat.
#23
rappers delight- acoutic version

Tried it. Worked
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#24
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Songs don't get you girls, I'm sorry, but if you can't already get girls, you're not going to get them by playing some song.


He's right. If she's already your girlfriend, then you could play anything and she'll swoon. If you're trying to get with a girl, there's a little more to it than just playing a song. Hang out with her, talk to her... Then play "Girl I Wanna Lay You Down" and get dirty.
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what songs get the ladys I've tried Spanish romance and bold as love by Hendrix and they didn't work.

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