#3
SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DOUBLE DARE YA MUTHER****ER SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!

Pulp fiction
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#4
"Sit down and shut up you big bald ****!"

- Snatch

Probably not my favourite but I can't think of any others
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#5
we have a problem in the cockpit...
what is it?
its the room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit... but we don't have time basically anything from airplane lol or the 'negro' version soul plane sooo good!
i think about my life,
and the midnight highway...
the life of a renegade
king


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#8
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli." comes to mind. I doubt it's my favorite, but it's all I can think of right now.
#9
Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelled of raspberries! I fart in your general direction!
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#10
I'm sick of these mother ___ing snakes on this mother ___ing plane!!!

Thats the only reason that movie wasn't absolutely horrible.
#11
Anything from Talladega Nights.

ex: "What is that, a catch phrase or epilepsy?"

"All we've ever wanted is to go to Sri Lanka and train Komodo dragons to perform Hamlets"

"If you ain't first, You're Last.

"Are we about to get it on? Cause I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm"
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#12
Quote by SonataFanica
Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelled of raspberries! I fart in your general direction!

Monty Python FTW
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#13
You could trouble me for a warm galss of SHUT THE HELL UP, now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, check out the name tag grandma, you're in my world now.
#15
"I don't think I have it in me to shoot my mum, my flatmate, and my girlfriend all in the same day."
Shaun of the Dead
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#17
"so, you guys wanna smoke some drugs?" - road trip
"you got some ****ed up friends, man i'm tellin ya. limber, though" - fight club
"no regrets, that's my motto. well, that and 'everybody wang chung tonight'" - out cold
#19
"Wake up. Time to die." - Blade Runner

"Ray, if anyone asks you if you're a God, you say, 'YES!'" - Ghostbusters

"It's only a flesh wound." - Monty Python & the Holy Grail

"So, if we need that extra push over the cliff, we go to 11..." - Spinal Tap

"It's 180 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it." - Blues Brothers

"98% of us will die at some point in our life. The darkness is coming..." - Talladega Nights

There are a bunch of others, but I don't feel like typing up all of them.
"When someone asks you if you're a god, say 'YES!'"

Quote by c0m2011
Nothing like shouting "your time will come!" while shooting at annoying 8 year olds.
#20
A few that come to mind:

"Obviously you're not a golfer"

"Dude...they peed your f*ckin rug"

"Yea I got a rash"
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^You're awesome.



Quote by gtmustang2006
Listen to RageAgnstUrJaw.


"I've wronged you, and steal everything from the truth,
Can we find ourselves, walking through a field with no solitude,
The pain goes on."
#22
"are you gay private?"
"No sir"
"bull****! you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!!"

or...another one from full metal jacket

"where are you from private"
"texas sir!"
"holy ****, only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like a horse"
Member #14 of the "Claudio Sanchez is god" Club.

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Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
Epiphone G-400
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Crate BX-15
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#24
Quote by samdevon
"I swear to god, if one more person says shenanigans..."

you guys talkin about shenanigans?
This is my signature. There are many like it but this one is MINE.
#25
Quote by sixstringsteve
you guys talkin about shenanigans?

Rofl

I like this one from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"He grabbed the closest thing to him, which happened to be a fifteen inch black rubber ****, and beat him to death with it." All in a cool British accent.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.