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I get to my school about 20 minutes early every day and stand in my little circle of friends. However, it has gotten quite boring lately, and I was wondering what some good conversation starters would be. Most anything is welcome.
#7
"I need to piss"

I'm serious, this actually works on my friends. Everyone starts laughing and then somehow the conversation shifts to hilarious youtube vids that they saw... and then to other random ****.

Now, if you actually do need to piss this works EVEN better.
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#8
dont do your homework and then argue with them to get theirs....conversation and free work
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#9
Sounds like you and your friends are pretty boring, I'm afraid.
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#11
Did you see what happened at lunch today?
Talk about things that happened at school.
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#12
say "whats going on dudes" then comment on how their dressed. For example... if the kid is wearing a band shirt. point and say "that band sucks live" or "that band is sick live"
if the kid is wearing skate shoes be like "you skate?" just that kindve stuff
#13
It says a lot about your circle of friends if you have to ask the internet for advice about what to say to them just to start a conversation...
#15
dude something weird is happening...my penis is 2 inches bigger!!!
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#16
just start the sentence with "So I was watching this porn last night....." After that you can really say whatever you want.
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#18
convince one off them to do a front flip.......ahh gud times(in mi group we ended up jumping over bins and setting a bin on fire, well not me personaly but it was fun to watch and fyi the whole bin didnt catch on fire only the stuff inside lol
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dude something weird is happening...my penis is 2 inches bigger!!!



now its 3 inches long!
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say "whats going on dudes" then comment on how their dressed. For example... if the kid is wearing a band shirt. point and say "that band sucks live" or "that band is sick live"
if the kid is wearing skate shoes be like "you skate?" just that kindve stuff

i would consider my friend a douche if he just goes up and says "that band sucks"
thats a terrible conversation starter.
#21
whip your schlong out, that'll get a conversation goin
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now its 3 inches long!

wait it's just my ipod
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#23
I just go like "**** you crout" or say something so a conversation will start. Yeh im an IRL troll.
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dude something weird is happening...my penis is 2 inches bigger!!!

"So that makes it what, 2 inches long now?"
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It says a lot about your circle of friends if you have to ask the internet for advice about what to say to them just to start a conversation...

Just what I was thinking...
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#26
Start off with "So I was doin this chick in the ass last night and ..."

and you can add any story after that like "...then I found $20"

it makes any story interesting.
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#30
ok TS, on the off-chance you were expecting some kind of positive response from the pit... here goes...

If you're struggling for things to talk about first thing in the morning with your friends, maybe buy a couple of magazines after school (music, sports, pRon, whatever you guys are into) read through the mags, any interesting articles, reviews, interviews etc. you find bring the mag into school with you next day, show it to your friends and discuss...

as you've probably gathered most of the replies here will be counter productive at best (including my earlier post!!!)

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#34
or yu gi oh thats allways good
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#35
The amount of penis related comments here are giving me a good idea of what kind of people visit this website.
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#36
did u know 90 % of women masterbate in the shower, the other 10% sing.
do u know what they sing ?
girl : no
then you must be one that masterbates
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#38
Hahaha +1200
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but just yell :

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