#3
"INDEPENDENCE, Mo. — The mother of a high school senior arrested for allegedly trying to hire hit men to kill her and her husband said through tears Wednesday that her son had always been a "very good child."

Jacob A. Jett, 18, allegedly gave $260 and three handguns to two would-be hit men to kill his parents, Richard R. Parnell, 53, and Robyn J. Parnell, 48, according to the prosecutor's probable cause statement."

Explain this to me.
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"INDEPENDENCE, Mo. — The mother of a high school senior arrested for allegedly trying to hire hit men to kill her and her husband said through tears Wednesday that her son had always been a "very good child."

Jacob A. Jett, 18, allegedly gave $260 and three handguns to two would-be hit men to kill his parents, Richard R. Parnell, 53, and Robyn J. Parnell, 48, according to the prosecutor's probable cause statement."

Explain this to me.



ummm...... it's Fox?
#12
mother arrested?
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#13
He should've just gotten Cartman to smear crap on their walls.
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#14
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But you read what I got confused about right?

yeh i just now caught it on the 3rd time through it. i am kinda confused now. lol.
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#17
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"INDEPENDENCE, Mo. — The mother of a high school senior arrested for allegedly trying to hire hit men to kill her and her husband said through tears Wednesday that her son had always been a "very good child."

Jacob A. Jett, 18, allegedly gave $260 and three handguns to two would-be hit men to kill his parents, Richard R. Parnell, 53, and Robyn J. Parnell, 48, according to the prosecutor's probable cause statement."

Explain this to me.

The wording is a bit unclear


the motehr of THE H.S Senior arrested for hiring hit men to kill her (the mother) said that her son had always been a "very good child"
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Pre-ass beating look of "oh shit"

Not to mention mount everest on his nose there
#19
"INDEPENDENCE, Mo. — The mother of a high school seniorcomma, arrested for allegedly trying to hire hit men to kill her and her husbandcomma, said through tears Wednesday that her son had always been a "very good child."


Learn to use commas fox news....
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#22
The mother, of a high school senior arrested for allegedly trying to hire hit men to kill her and her husband, said through tears Wednesday that her son had always been a "very good child."

Read it like that.
#23
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Not to mention mount everest on his nose there

And the hardcore teenage face-pubes! Man, he's cool.
#24
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"INDEPENDENCE, Mo. — The mother of a high school seniorcomma, arrested for allegedly trying to hire hit men to kill her and her husbandcomma, said through tears Wednesday that her son had always been a "very good child."


Learn to use commas fox news....

ok...now i get what they were trying to say in that paragraph. i got everything but that small part. thanks for clearing that up.
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#25
that's extremely sad. that would have to be one of the worst things that could possibly happen to you in life, finding out that your own kid had to have you killed. at least he was just adopted. if he was really their kid, it would suck way worse. that's depressing.
#27
thats really ****ed up man
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