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#1
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me


some how i just know no ones going to reply besides about million guys who say i'm desperate which i am
#2
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me


some how i just know no ones going to reply besides about million guys who say i'm desperate which i am


fail.
I've been here since '04.

#3
oh come on man....COME ON!!!!!!!!!

don't be so desperate *someone had to say it*

just find a girl at your school, and talk casually to her until your self confidence is high enough to pop the question. but don't do it all dramatically, just be like "hey, so...what're you up to this friday" it's casual enough where if she goes, "oh i'm gonna be out with some friends" you can just say like , "oh yeah, same here" so it doesn't look like you were trying to ask her out at all...
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#4
youre not desperate at all man dont worry, we all do it sometime
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#8
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youre not desperate at all man dont worry, we all do it sometime


wtf no we don't mate. speak for yourself!
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#11
OMG lol in before troll fest!!

This is the biggest attention seek I have seen from the pit recently so kudos for being that retarded...


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#13
Girls want guys with confidence. And not the kind of confidence it takes to tell a whole forum of teenage guitarists how desperate you are.
#15
Hey there I'd be willing to go out with you.
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#16
There are no women on the internet.
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#17
Hey sexxy? What part of Cali are you from? Cause we could, like hook up when I vacation there next month. Sound good?
#21
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Haha, it's cool man, most have done it. Well i haven't but i know of a few that have.

Just say yourself, don't give us this "I know a friend who" crap.
#22
f*ck me this is a hard fail


why not just find a hooker, it would save the flaming your about to get which will probably lead to your suicide(come on you seem like the type to top urself)
#23
Theres a pretty hot girl around here name The Spoon...you could try talking to her.
#25
seriously?


eat **** dude.

walk outside, meet people. in REAL LIFE!
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#27
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Me.


Hee hee.


He wanted a hot girl you have the Sith lord as your avatar no girl is perfect enough to love guitar, music, and Star Wars believe me I've looked.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#28
i'm gonna guess that anyone who actually replied seriously to this thread....
is a guy who's just messing with you.
the internet is a horrible place to pick up chicks. try real life.
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#29
you do know UG isn't a dating service, right?
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#30
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me


some how i just know no ones going to reply besides about million guys who say i'm desperate which i am
UG staff almost never allows anyone to change their username.


... in your case, they'll probably make an exception.
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#31
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you do know UG isn't a dating service, right?

That's what you think, honey.


/horny
#32
im all yours honey.

just pm me your address and number, ill meet you in an alley behind mcdonalds for some loving.
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#33
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He wanted a hot girl you have the Sith lord as your avatar no girl is perfect enough to love guitar, music, and Star Wars believe me I've looked.


I do know of one.She doesn't have a UG account though.
#35
Quote by Ultimate_Gio92
im all yours honey.

just pm me your address and number, ill meet you in an alley behind mcdonalds for some loving.

NO! He's mine you bitch!! I want to hook up with a cute California guy on my vacation! You're trying to spoil my dreams! *crys*
#36
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#37
i will go out with you babe
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#39
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I do know of one.She doesn't have a UG account though.


LIES! DIRTY FILTHY LIES!!!!
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#40
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UG staff almost never allows anyone to change their username.
... in your case, they'll probably make an exception.



hahah...it'd be like UG witness protection
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