#1
ive noticed when i gently press on my tummy near my belly buttn (to the right) theres like a lil ball and it hurts to touch it. It hurt the most 3 weeks ago but now it only does if i touch it and i know its not a bruise, i dont see any signs of one. any ideas cuz im worried its like a tape worm or somtin which would suck cuz ive seen the youtube vids where they squeez out puss and and then theres like a huge crater
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#2
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contrary to popular belief, the pit is not a doctor. go see one.

oh yeah, and pics too plz.
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#4
yeah we can't help you at all... go to a doctor and don't listen to any responses here telling you what it is.
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ive seen the youtube vids where they squeez out puss and and then theres like a huge crater

Why were you watching that?
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*waits for Wtf is this!? picture*
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yeah pics or it isnt happening
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That's called a swollen appendix.

But don't quote me on that.
See a doctor, quickly.
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You need bananas. Lots and LOTS of bananas!
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#13
people should seriously stop trying to get medical advice for the pit
doctors dont usually know what theyre talking about either but at least they have a piece of paper on the wall to make you feel better
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#15
Ahahaha.... haha..... hahahahahaha..... haha.... ha...

I just watched that "tape worm removal" thing on youtube, and uhh, that's not a tape worm. I think your mind is playing games on you because you saw that. I'd get it checked out, but I highly doubt it's a tapeworm.
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That's called a swollen appendix.

But don't quote me on that.
See a doctor, quickly.


I dunno. I had appendicitis and it all happened in one day. I woke up with a little stomach ache, and by noon I was hurting like hell. I had surgery that afternoon. If it's been going on for weeks, I doubt that's it.
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#17
that little hard spot is called a TIME TO SEE A DOCTOR!!!!!!!
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#18
you should probably cut it out yourself--just to see what it is :P no seriously, go to the ER and start screaming like ur about to die...then tell them theres an alien in ur stomach...you'll get the "thing" fixed, and some sweet anti psychotic drugs *high five*
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actually sounds like a hernia I had. I had to get an operation


Yeah, it could be a hernia (but don't quote me on that). You should definitely get it checked out though.
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#23
Thats where my appendix was.

Its there no more.

Does it hurt more on the rebound? As in it hurts when you push in, but more when you let go?
I know you had already mentioned appendicitis, but still.
#24
If there's a lump there, you shoudl definitely get a doctor to check it out, I would personally go straight to the hospital.

Most of the pit knows nothing about medicine, and I only know how to aid with ailments like headaches, back ache, sore throats etc, but it DOES sound like it could be a hernia, which is why you should go to the hospital.
#26
sounds like your appendix, my friend. well...i guess that would have exploded already.

or...it's about...to...

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#29
could be many things. Could be a syst in a bad spot... i would hope for that... those are simple to remove (sometimes) depending on where or what its growing by. Go to the doctor and good luck. If its a hernia that sucks man lol
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#31
May be swelling of the Lymph Nodes.
By bf had it not long ago.
Was a problem for teh sex.
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Because of the health training I've learned from 'the pit', I can tell you to ignore the calls of a hernia, it's obviously a broken leg. Remedy this by jumping off a tall building.
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#34
I don't think it's your appendix. My bet is a hernia.

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#35
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May be swelling of the Lymph Nodes.
By bf had it not long ago.
Was a problem for teh sex.


That usually afects the throat too

Trust me I know, Ive only just got over glandular fever, after over a month, and now I cant drink alcohol for 6 months, despite being 18 in a week....my life sucks

but if it is the lymph nodes, ur spleen can rupture leading to a painful death....

ouch

so yeah, go doctors ASAP
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Because of the health training I've learned from 'the pit', I can tell you to ignore the calls of a hernia, it's obviously a broken leg. Remedy this by jumping off a tall building.

WRONG

It's clearly Spider eggs
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