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#1
Mine is a racist arguement covering the entire wall, at my school.

Some dude wrote something lame like WESTSIDE, and drew a cannabis leaf under it, then some white guys wrote back stuff like kill the ******s, and sieg heil and ****. Which moved back to the black guy writing cracker ass pussy. Eventually it turned into a massive debate, with each paragraph written being a debate about why black people suck and why white people suck.
#3
This one I read the other day said 'Use the search bar'. Cracked me up.
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#4
"Metallica Rules"

"Metallica Sucks"

dang, I wish I had a pen... because Toy Story 2 was OK!!!
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This one I read the other day said 'Use the search bar'. Cracked me up.


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#6
Written on the condom machine in the toilets in my local cinema.

'Worst chewing gum I ever tasted... but you can blow smashing bubbles with it!'
#7
Ive seen one recently along the lines of "People who wright **** here suck"

Kind of made me chuckle.
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#8
Someone had broken off the toilet paper box and wrote "Now you're screwed" behind where it would be Luckily I only needed a piss
#9
I liked "Big it up for Mozart" in London.
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#11
"this is not the place to take a sh!t, it is the place to leave one"

and

"beware of limbo dancing midgets" written on the bottom of the door

both gave me good chuckles
#12
Someone wrote their name in giant, ornate letters on the wall. Someone drew an aroow pointing to it and wrote "This guy must be compensating for his tiny penis"
#13
When i was in highschool there in the stalls it would Say "Dip count" and have tallie marks next to it, pretty lame actually
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#16
wow, a lot of people s*** with pens.
Hmmmm... Pie.

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#19
"Those who get hammered do not get to nail." I wrote it on the toilet wall in my student Union in my first week of uni, and it is still there, about a year and a half later.
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Mine is a racist arguement covering the entire wall, at my school.

Some dude wrote something lame like WESTSIDE, and drew a cannabis leaf under it, then some white guys wrote back stuff like kill the ******s, and sieg heil and ****. Which moved back to the black guy writing cracker ass pussy. Eventually it turned into a massive debate, with each paragraph written being a debate about why black people suck and why white people suck.


if i look at ur nickname i think u are a racist....
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#21
"Some people come here to sit and think
Others come here to shit and stink
But I come here to wank my balls
And read the writing on the walls "

And I swear there was another thread just like this.
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#22
Once I was taking a dump in my school and some person wrote on the back of the door:

here's somethin to get u hard

and then there was a crudely drawn penis squirting jizz all over cruedly drawn boobs.
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#23
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wow, a lot of people s*** with pens.


This man gets my reference.

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Hambonicus, that was epic with a side of win


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#25
i've seen polls on the hottest and sluttiest girls in school...
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#27
"please aim" on the toilet seat was prety good I thought.
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#28
I've been tempted to write "you are being watched" inside toilets, but it would torment toilet users, and while the general public aren't brilliant, they certainly don't need that kind of abuse.
#29
"While you sit
and take a shyt
look at this
and think a bit
the last time
I beat my meat
was on that very seat"

College bathroom right outside the library, I saw that many times.

Also there is a bar I went to once that had both the mens and ladies rooms covered in comments about someone named "Frezza", Things like "Frezza is for the drink tax"
"Frezza sux dick for coke"
thngs like that, there were alot, i just can't remember them all.
poor frezza!
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#30
DICK + BUSH = F*CKED!!!



...that was original.
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#31
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#32
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"Some people come here to sit and think
Others come here to shit and stink
But I come here to wank my balls
And read the writing on the walls "

And I swear there was another thread just like this.

damn beaten to it

thats quite a popular one
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#34


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If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
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EDIT: Bastard!!!


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#37
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EDIT: Bastard!!!



OMFG BEST EVER
Almost pissed my pants hahahaha
#38
On the cubicle door it said 'Look left to toilet tennis'
On the left wall it said 'look right'
On the right wall it said 'look left'
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#39
The state of these toilets are unacceptable...

It was funny because it was written in shit
#40
That bacon one made me f*cking gag I laughed so hard


But I saw a porta-jon that had "Free Corn Dogs" written above the toilet with an arrow pointing down.