#1
"fingering"
i dont wanna look like a doushe in front of my homies and ask em, so what is it to finger a grl. please any and all help is wanted. thanks a lot =]
#9
this little finger went to market, this little finger bought roast beef, and this little finger stayed at home to love your wife
#11
It's like fingering a note on the G-string on guitar except on a girl instead.
#13
sex thread before the flaming gets bad! run!

EDIT: wait you're the same guy who posted the "how big is your dic k thread"???
wow.
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#14
it's when you lube up your finger and stick it in her bellybutton.
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#16
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The sex thread.

Btw, stick it in her pooper


haha

+1

Or the alternative is when you jam your pinkie into her ear.
Just sneak up behind her and stick it in.
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#20
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Why did you just steal this off another thread


He did.

He is heading for trouble making loads of threads on nothing important. Perhaps this is a new 'raid' technique?
#22
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sex thread before the flaming gets bad! run!

EDIT: wait you're the same guy who posted the "how big is your dic k thread"???
wow.



Yeah, arent you the self proclaimed lumberjack???
#23
this came from the body building forum
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#25
Its when you poke a girl in the Eye.
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#30
the original thread was epic
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#31
OK. You're stupid.


Nobody can follow directions on this damn site. He clearly told us to call him stupid.
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#33
what idiot told you about a finger??

its all about the fist my friend
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#34
Its been done>>>>Search Bar!
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#35
stealing threads from different threads about different forums threads.


THIS **** IS WEAK!
#37
Nice fail, TS.
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