#1
With my jacked up muscles and strong ass determination i could mess peoples sh1t up at world strongman. Serriously, when i shift my mind into workout mode you know some heavy ass weights are gonna be lifted, no pussied ass b1tches come close to my level of jackology in this town.

Not only are my muscles big but they've got more layers of fibras n **** than other peoples. Just the other day my man J-Bomb thought he was cokcy sh1t since hes pretty damn jacked too put he aint got sh1t on me. We set up some weights in my backyard, topless in this weather, real man sh1t here son, no time for pussy assed health spas, i schooled his ass, should have seen his eyes, couldnyt believe the kinda sh21t i was lifting.

2 more months of lifting and im gona compete, im gonna blow these pussies away, sponsors all over my storong assed Polish self beggng me to advertise drinks n ****, you ever see a strongman with a sixpack like me??, hell no,. ill be a revolation, you'd best get ready for this son.
#11
dude you're just asking to get banned.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#12
your crazy dude
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#13
...I hate you.
They say good things come in small packages. You know what else comes in small packages? Unrelenting pain and horror.