#1
Alright, for my honours English class, I have to replicate the "dualities" of Romeo and Juliet in some other storyline.

Imma do a play script.

Any ideas? I have a few. What can the Pit come up with?
#5
Bonnie and Clyde would be a good one!
Fall in forbiden love so you go on a crime spree till the cops shoot the hell out of your car!
Now that's a story!
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#7
Any one see the older Romeo and Juliet movie? It has BOOBS in it.


We watched it in school last year.

it was awesome.
#8
A porno.

Romeo and Juliet is about two kids who are in a sexual relationship who 'think' they are in love. Find a ****ty porno, script that, relate to something less pornorific, and present at school.

Hey, worked well enough for a Cincinnati acting company who did this play in a different setting and time period.
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#9
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think DIRE STRAITS


Dude, I love that song.
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#11
Quote by garrett5
Any one see the older Romeo and Juliet movie? It has BOOBS in it.


We watched it in school last year.

it was awesome.


YES!!!!!!! It is vagtastic!!!!!
#12
Alright, for my honours English class, I have to replicate the "dualities" of Romeo and Juliet in some other storyline.

Imma do a play script.

Any ideas? I have a few. What can the Pit come up with?


Try this
multicolour random messge!

FAC 13
"The hacienda must be rebuilt"
#13
Quote by TheQuailman
tell us your ideas and we'll see what we can add.


Well a major duality is, for example Capulets vs. Montagues.

I could take that conflict and make into, say...

Two opposing gangs in like NYC. Or two opposing companies, say, Microsoft and Apple.

Two employees/gang members could start hanging out, resulting in problems for each company/gang.
#16
Do the whole Benvolio/Tibilt (spelling?) thing.

Benvolio is a pussy nice guy while Tibilt is a bad ass mofo who likes to kill.

i.e. luke skywalker and darth vader.
#17
If you do that gang thing, try to transform all dialogues into rap, that would be sweet.

I just saw the avatar of fiddelers elbow, now I believe that doing the whole thing with transformers would be more awesome. Imagine: Rapping transformers...
#18
I'm simply going for cool ideas here.


Ah I completely read the thread wrong.

In that case I cant quite think of anything
multicolour random messge!

FAC 13
"The hacienda must be rebuilt"
#19
Quote by TheQuailman
If you do that gang thing, try to transform all dialogues into rap, that would be sweet.

I just saw the avatar of fiddelers elbow, now I believe that doing the whole thing with transformers would be more awesome. Imagine: Rapping transformers...


Oo. Transformers! Autobots vs. Decepticons!

Heh. Let's try to build on that.
#20
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Dude, I love that song.

+1

For our english, we wrote a song. That sucked...
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#21
Are there any female transformers? We need a Juliet after all. Or we'll have Megatron banging Optimus Prime, which would be cool too, as they are both the leaders of their gang.

I'd say they both meet at some fight between Autobots and Decepticons, first fighting each other, but then getting seperated from their comrades. They will have to help each other in order to survive and get back home. During their journey they get close and start makin' sweet sweet love at some point. After they arrived, they do not know what to do. Shall they continue with their relationship or will they join the ranks of their old friends again and continue to fight?
Gosh, that will be EPIC.
#22
Quote by TheQuailman
Are there any female transformers? We need a Juliet after all. Or we'll have Megatron banging Optimus Prime, which would be cool too, as they are both the leaders of their gang.

I'd say they both meet at some fight between Autobots and Decepticons, first fighting each other, but then getting seperated from their comrades. They will have to help each other in order to survive and get back home. During their journey they get close and start makin' sweet sweet love at some point. After they arrived, they do not know what to do. Shall they continue with their relationship or will they join the ranks of their old friends again and continue to fight?
Gosh, that will be EPIC.


Heh.

I dunno about the gay love part. Maybe friendship?
#23
Quote by TheQuailman
Are there any female transformers? We need a Juliet after all. Or we'll have Megatron banging Optimus Prime, which would be cool too, as they are both the leaders of their gang.

I'd say they both meet at some fight between Autobots and Decepticons, first fighting each other, but then getting seperated from their comrades. They will have to help each other in order to survive and get back home. During their journey they get close and start makin' sweet sweet love at some point. After they arrived, they do not know what to do. Shall they continue with their relationship or will they join the ranks of their old friends again and continue to fight?
Gosh, that will be EPIC.

Arcee was a chick.

I'm pretty sure she had a thing for hot rod/rodimus prime.
#24
I was hoping for a "Brokeback Mountain" kind of thing, but it's your story.

But you'll have to add some moments where Optimus Prime realises that Megatron is not the bad guy he always pretends to be. Let him help some grandma to cross the street or point out he likes kittens and works at an orphanage in his free time. Something that sheds some good light on him. Or find some things that both have in common.
I know that's all plain stupid but you'll have a good laugh if you do it right.
#25
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Arcee was a chick.

I'm pretty sure she had a thing for hot rod/rodimus prime.


I we let her hook up with a decepticon we can still have some hawt robot sex. What does TS say?
#26
Quote by TheQuailman
I we let her hook up with a decepticon we can still have some hawt robot sex. What does TS say?


Maybe Arcee could be like Rosaline, and Megatron could be Romeo. Arcee could be Mega's original interest, but then he found new friendship in Optimus, who then convinced him that she was a bitch and he knew of better. Mega agreed and then saw another robot walking down the street, or something.
#27
Sounds sweet. Make sure to post it in the pit once you're done a'right? I HAVE to read this. And tell us what your teacher and classmates thought about it. Maybe you should take some pics of the Transformers cartoon series to class in case some people don't know it.
#28
dude.. create an alternate ending.. romeo and shoopiet...

get a juliet.. and in the kissing scene.. juliets face shud turn into shoop da whoop n blast romeo into oblivion...

then in the end romeo drinks the poison (yes he survived da shoop) and as soon as juliet shoves the 'Happy Dagger' in her breast he wakes up n yells
"APRIL FOOLS B1TCH!!"
May the Force be with You.
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#30
Quote by garrett5
Any one see the older Romeo and Juliet movie? It has BOOBS in it.


We watched it in school last year.

it was awesome.


Do you mean the Franco Zeffirelli movie? If so, that film is awesome. I love the theme from it.
#31
Quote by garrett5
Any one see the older Romeo and Juliet movie? It has BOOBS in it.


We watched it in school last year.

it was awesome.

No it wasn't, she's like 12 and flat
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#32
play them the muse intro at wembley when they come in to the march of the capulets from romeo and juliet.... then just let knights of cydonia play while you illustrate romeo and juliet riding a horse during the verse and banging each other during the end riffage
#33
Quote by americnidiot
play them the muse intro at wembley when they come in to the march of the capulets from romeo and juliet.... then just let knights of cydonia play while you illustrate romeo and juliet riding a horse during the verse and banging each other during the end riffage


Have you read the thread?