#4
Quote by denizenz
Bananas, thousands of them.


You did it for t3h lulz, huh.

You got them from me.
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#9
by lots and lots of balls of string, so you can build a life-size version of the Empire-state-building, out of string!
#11
Well, if you were in the UK I would suggest spending the money on penny sweets. That way, you'll get a lot for your money and you can spend your next pay on the dental bill.
But seeing you're using dollars you should see if they sell 1¢ sweets.

The cheapest are the sweetest.
DΔC
#12
invest that money in the cock market (get laid)
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#14
Quote by Shywalk329
well there always donating it to the poor. gimme some money.

+1
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#16
Quote by AnomHero
Well, if you were in the UK I would suggest spending the money on penny sweets. That way, you'll get a lot for your money and you can spend your next pay on the dental bill.
But seeing you're using dollars you should see if they sell 1¢ sweets.

The cheapest are the sweetest.


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#19
New guitar or amp maybe? New effects, new strings, and performance parts for car(if you have one)
#20
Weed and Coke.
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#21
Quote by ShaunDiel
Where did he say he didn't want it?



(500$... what should i blow it on) that to me means he doesnt want $500 in his possession anymore.
#22
Hookers and weed
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I'm not even going to tell you what that means.


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#23
Quote by metaldud536
Hookers.

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#27
would you like one nice item or a couple cool less expensive items?
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#31
numchuks, lots of numchuks
had to be said
seriously,buy $500 worth of guitar picks. one less person on here with the right to say "I hate how ..."(not that youve said that)
THE best idea: magazine subscriptions. get some 20 year magazine subscriptions to guitar magazines. gift that keeps on giving. but celebrities' gum is always a good financial investment. OR, walk up to a girl and throw some d's on that...then supersoak that ho...you get the idea, homie. or mail a penny to everyone in the phone book, and imagine the look on their faces. PRICELESS.

second thought, save the money.read every thread in the pit. then get therapy. youll need it. so much stupid sh.t and im not helping. lol
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#32
exchange it for pennies. fill up a bathtub with your pennies. relax.

...actually a $500 penny tub would be neither adequate nor comfortable.

buy a Magic Bullet.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#35
A subscription to Netflix(or any other service like it), DVD burner, and a new plasma T.V.
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