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#1
What would you be?

What would you do?

Why?


Oh, and absolutely NO credit goes to those who claim sex toys, no originality there


GO!
Quote by mustaineNslash
i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#5
i would be a guitar, so i know what it feels like to be fingered!

OW! =P
#10
hmm a hot girls panty drawer
Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Blackstar HT-5 Head
Homemade 1x12 from a combo cab with an Eminence PJ
Quote by ikey_
perhaps i have a superb epiphone. the japanese man must have gotten laid and won the lottery right before he made my guitar. whatever.
#11
I would be an object of desire, so some beautiful woman. Then I would totally stare at my boobs.
#15
Quote by tim_mop
i would be a guitar, so i know what it feels like to be fingered!

OW! =P



Wow, only 3 posts till a sexual reference, my respect for UG grows every day
Quote by mustaineNslash
i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#16
*Vibrates*

...

*Vibrates*

...

What do you think I am?

I'm a cellphone
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

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#18
A quasar
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I developed a thought experiment to explain why you can't remember anything before you were born:
#19
your mums dildo!
Gear:

Gibson Les Paul Standard Goldtop 50's Neck
Epiphone Les Paul Standard Cherry Sunburst
Line 6 Spider 3 150
Line 6 Pocket POD

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#20
or shud i say your dads...my mistake
Gear:

Gibson Les Paul Standard Goldtop 50's Neck
Epiphone Les Paul Standard Cherry Sunburst
Line 6 Spider 3 150
Line 6 Pocket POD

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#21
Quote by _Mayday_
I would be an object of desire, so some beautiful woman. Then I would totally stare at my boobs.


Stop objectifying yourself.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#25
Quote by aleb
Wow, only 3 posts till a sexual reference, my respect for UG grows every day


you know it was gunna happen sooner rather than later you even said it in the post lol

i would like to be a woman (preferably from playboy xD)

because we all know women are objects!

#26
Quote by aleb
Wow, only 3 posts till a sexual reference, my respect for UG grows every day


5 posts.

Wow, only 15 posts until a display of sub-elementary math skills, my respect for UG grows every day
Quote by GlamSpam

I developed a thought experiment to explain why you can't remember anything before you were born:
#27
Quote by suffer some
5 posts.

Wow, only 15 posts until a display of sub-elementary math skills, my respect for UG grows every day


Wow, only 25 posts until a lame comeback, my respect for UG grows every day
#32
Quote by the spiker
So how come no one has mentioned a dildo?


because dear i reequested against such
Quote by mustaineNslash
i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#33
Quote by Anfieldsam
or shud i say your dads...my mistake


*PUKES *
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Psh. I can can play fleshlight acoustically.

*masturbates*
#34
A woman
Because then I could get what I want by shaking my chest
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#35
Quote by the spiker
So how come no one has mentioned a dildo?


Hvae you read the thread?
#37
i'd like to be a guitar. just because it'd be kinda cool

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
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