#1
so tuesday in our shop, there was a kid using the oxy/acetylen cutting torch. and the flame went out. but the gasses didnt stop, for those of you that dont know that much about it. and he had no idea how to turn it off. i run. very fast. and very far. cause it go boom....it make very nice hole in earth. so. there is a big aluminum vent above this. and some kids were throwing little chips of wood at it and it makes a loud bang and scares you. so one kid threw a piece of wood, just a little piece, but...it had a nail in it and it hit the kid in the back of the head. so blood was all over his back and neck and he went after the kid who threw it. unfortunatly. the chasee, only wieghs bout a buck fifty. and the kid who he was chasing, at least 200 and ALOT stronger. so the kid cought him and started to choke him and then the other kid grabbed him and threw him on the table. he was being choked, good job. so. it got seperated. and then a girl got her shirt cought in a drill and it stabbed her in the chest. she was ok, and she wasnt that good looking so...anyone here have a crazy shop like this?? this stuff happens alot. our teacher is an absolute idiot.
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Ok, I honestly have no idea what the **** you are saying...
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Was your teacher smoking opium or something during all of this? Wtf?
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wow...

we had an empty oxygen bottle fall over about 20 years ago, went through the wall of the metal shop, bounced around in the wood shop, back through to the metal shop, through the other side of the metal shop into the auto shop, then through the other wall of the auto shop, and out into the parking lot...
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u sound like a 5 year old
"cause it go boom.....and it make hole in earth"
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*Insert ignorant english teacher joke here*

Oh, and by the way, you have a pretty wild school
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u sound like a 5 year old
"cause it go boom.....and it make hole in earth"
total BS

i believe if 3 bottles of acetelyn were to go off, thats pretty much what would happen. and several houndered gallons of propane.
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Well in my auto class in the mornings... haha oh man


The teachers is literally a pothead, people have set off fireworks inside the class, people smoke outside, theyve shattered one of the teachers office's glass windows by throwing hammers at it. They throw cans of brake grease at the walls. The teacher was already told hes being fired next year so he doesnt care haha. (FYI its not because of us, the entire district no longer has the money for it, including the highschool over) so he takes every other day off because hes saved up a lot of sick days over the years. Umm... a bunch of things... Not really fighting though, everyone is chill with eachother. I usually just go on the computer, play my psp, go upstairs where people sometimes play ps2 or watch movies. The other day we watched good luck chuck, which is basically a porno. No one really works anymore, so its basically just an hour and 20 minutes of free time.
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wow...

we had an empty oxygen bottle fall over about 20 years ago, went through the wall of the metal shop, bounced around in the wood shop, back through to the metal shop, through the other side of the metal shop into the auto shop, then through the other wall of the auto shop, and out into the parking lot...


now, please explain to me how an EMPTY oxygen bottle flies through a wall.
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and then a girl got her shirt cought in a drill and it stabbed her in the chest. she was ok, and she wasnt that good looking so.


and she wasnt that good looking so.


Thanks for pointing that out.
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so tuesday in our shop, there was a kid using the oxy/acetylen cutting torch. and the flame went out. but the gasses didnt stop, for those of you that dont know that much about it. and he had no idea how to turn it off. i run. very fast. and very far. cause it go boom....it make very nice hole in earth. so. there is a big aluminum vent above this. and some kids were throwing little chips of wood at it and it makes a loud bang and scares you. so one kid threw a piece of wood, just a little piece, but...it had a nail in it and it hit the kid in the back of the head. so blood was all over his back and neck and he went after the kid who threw it. unfortunatly. the chasee, only wieghs bout a buck fifty. and the kid who he was chasing, at least 200 and ALOT stronger. so the kid cought him and started to choke him and then the other kid grabbed him and threw him on the table. he was being choked, good job. so. it got seperated. and then a girl got her shirt cought in a drill and it stabbed her in the chest. she was ok, and she wasnt that good looking so...anyone here have a crazy shop like this?? this stuff happens alot. our teacher is an absolute idiot.

why the heck dont they have any back flow fitted at the torch end of the O/A torch?!?!
thats like basic rule #1 to prevent any flames from going back into the tank and blowing it up..

also if that did happen the school would shut down the class or something...and most of the members in the room would be hurt bad.

as for the fan, why no guard?

drill: girls + power tolls = bad things....every time..
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now, please explain to me how an EMPTY oxygen bottle flies through a wall.


nice catch

BTW TS, try using the shift, comma, period, and enter keys some time...
fix your spelling and grammar

To the post below
ALWAYS unplug the power tools like drills when touching the moving parts....thats just common sense in my mind.


Some people should just not be anywhere near power tools, just just cant be serious enough with them and don't realize how much damage they can do/cause.

I was in electrical training and at year two someone found out how to make a wire nut launcher and after getting a metal coated nut or something they shot out of that thing hit one of the main circuit panels all hell broke loose....the teacher kicked the students out of the class in under 2 minutes and never let them back in....good choice.
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#24
My friend was doing up the chuk key in the drill press and accidentally pushed his foot on the pedal. Needless to say his hand got sucked into the drill peice. He ended up making alot of blood and having to have his hand in a big metal claw for a month.

The only day I'm not in that class something fucking awesome/trajic happened.
#25
i'm glad i'm not in beginning autoshop anymore. i can't believe those guys are allowed to use a cutting torch or drill.
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A guy in my shop class a few years back made a wooden dildo then gave it to the only girl in our class. How thoughtful.
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