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#1
So today I'm walking to 6th pd and these 2 idiots out of nowhere both jump and squish me. Like they both jumped into one of my shoulders and said some stupid saying.


So I just said "don't do that"

But if I thought i would have won in a fight I woulda kicked their ass

Maybe its because I took wayyyy to much adderall yesterday but im gonna get revenge

So I'm gonna spraypaint the school with something very evil

So give me some suggestions "john doe is.... Etr"

I'll post pica of the deed once I do it
#4
Just spray paint an enormous LOL WUT pear. That'll show them...
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#5
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How about you just kick their asses?


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#7
Wow, that's a pretty douchebag thing to do. They'll be leading a genocide next.
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#8
Your going to deface your school because some idiots screwed with you? Thats not going to affect them at all, your just being an ass to a janitor instead. Just kick their ass.
#9
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Just spray paint an enormous LOL WUT pear. That'll show them...


Although
that is awesome
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#11
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"Fat kids are fat"

"Up with minskirts"

"Teachers are actually cannibals"

"John Doe is a crazy nice guy"

These two!

EDIT: It's both^
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#14
YOUR MOM IS FAT.


You can thank me later.
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#15
Do you really need to do this, revisited?
your kind of enough of a loser already
Just take some pills and fall down
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#16
Quote by revisited77
Its not vandalism its slander


Oh, my bad. It's ok then.

And it is vandalism, you're spray painting a school.
Who dat?
#17
The beginning of this schoolyear, someone snuck onto the campus late at night and got to the pavilion in the center of the school and spraypainted a giant black penis. It was a massive f*cking black penis. After this had occurred stupid pressure washing service hicks tried to spray it off without a solution and the penis did a Michael Jackson and turned white.

But, I would quit being a f*cking loser about it and just kick their asses
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#18
Just start a rumour that they wash each other's backs in the shower
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#20
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I'm gonna sraypaint something about them


I think we gathered that much.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#21
tell everyone that they don't really like mudkipz

the school will go into a riot soon after and you can watch the hangings instead of going to class
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#24
You should stay in school and learn more about English, rather than spray painting.
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#25
EAT PUSSY.... liek in clerks 2
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#26
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tell everyone that they don't really like mudkipz

the school will go into a riot soon after and you can watch the hangings instead of going to class

you don't like mudkipz? THE HORROR!!!
#27
Dude, spray paint is for noobs. If you REALLY want to make it interesting, tell a supervisor that they tried to rape you. One held you down and the other tried to stick it in your behind, but you managed to get away. Work up some tears, too. This is flawless, and will teach them a good lifelong message.
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#29
Oh, and nobody knows who did it. The penis is only still faintly there, having been weathered off.
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#30
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Dude, spray paint is for noobs. If you REALLY want to make it interesting, tell a supervisor that they tried to rape you. One held you down and the other tried to stick it in your behind, but you managed to get away. Work up some tears, too. This is flawless, and will teach them a good lifelong message.



thats the way to go
tell your principal that theyve been touching you in gym class
theyll be devastated
#31
Quote by Infamou$17
Oh, and nobody knows who did it. The penis is only still faintly there, having been weathered off.

Never thought of painting over it, did they?
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#32
yeah I'm definately gonna do of

I just need something really devastating to say insead "john doe is gay"
#33
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kick some ass dude, i would.

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#34
"John Doe is a poopy-head!" OR "I could have kicked your ass John Doe...but I thought better of it and decided to voice my anger through this slanderous message which I feel is actually a more poignant and powerful message against your actions then simply kicking your ass...which I could, but like I said, I choose not to."
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#35
Of course they never thought of that, they wanted to spend money instead on new Pepsi machines that only sell water and green tea.
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#37
Quote by revisited77
yeah I'm definately gonna do of

I just need something really devastating to say insead "john doe is gay"

You know what?

I really hate people like you. You haven't given a second thought to what you're doing, which is two offences rolled into one, and the fact that nobody cares. People will have to look at your crappy spray painted message, and will disregard it as some loser with an immature grudge. Then some poor bloke will have to spend his time cleaning it, just because you're not man enough to actually do something about two guys who jumped on you.
I'm not surprised they did it. You seem like a self-centred jerk with little consideration for others. And perhaps most importantly, nobody cares. If what they did bothers you that damn much, either punch them in the novaries or tell someone in authority. Don't inconvenience others with childish 'pranks'.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#38
Quote by flame843
"I am (insert your name here) and I spray painted these words, I have planted a bomb in the school, I hate Jews and (insert the principal's name here), also I am a rapist with genital herpes."

Make sure you use YOUR NAME. It may seem dumb now, but after you do it, you'll realize that it's ingenious.



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#40
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You know what?

I really hate people like you. You haven't given a second thought to what you're doing, which is two offences rolled into one, and the fact that nobody cares. People will have to look at your crappy spray painted message, and will disregard it as some loser with an immature grudge. Then some poor bloke will have to spend his time cleaning it, just because you're not man enough to actually do something about two guys jumped on you.
I'm not surprised they did it. You seem like a self-centred jerk with little consideration for others. And perhaps most importantly, nobody cares. If what they did bothers you that damn much, either punch them in the novaries or tell someone in authority. Don't inconvenience others with childish 'pranks'.


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